#3
"Maybe she'll think next time before she speaks"
Priceless. He's a pretty funny dude.
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#5
The John Mayer Show was funny. I laughed really hard when he dressed up in a bear costume harassing fans in the parking lot before his own concert.
#6
I thought that was hilarious that he did that...they probably freaked out when they found out john mayer came around as the bear in the parking lot.
#7
That was pretty good, "size 12 Jordan in her ovaries" priceless
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#9
I went to a concert of his about 2 years back. In between the songs, he popped a few jokes in. He's a pretty funny guy.
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The John Mayer Show was funny. I laughed really hard when he dressed up in a bear costume harassing fans in the parking lot before his own concert.


Video link please?
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Video link please?


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Video link please?



Well there isn't one on YouTube, so I assume VH1 is pretty strict about copyright shit.
#16
Quote by femme fatale
lol he really is funny. I didn't expect that at all.

I just found the vid of his show with the bear suit and it's ****ing hilarious!!


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrgeg_john-mayer-has-a-tv-show-vh1_fun


^btw does that mean he really doesn't write his own songs or was he just joking?


oh my god. i love john mayer. hes funnier then half of those half assed comedians, and he does it in a natural way.

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Quote by xrawrockkillsx
oh my god. i love john mayer. hes funnier then half of those half assed comedians, and he does it in a natural way.


Was he joking about not writing his songs?
#19
“I had her down on her knees,
she was begging me please.
Had a size 12 Jordan up her ovaries.
Maybe next time she’ll think before she speaks.”

hahahaha
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yeah. he was joking the whole way.


lol he got me then

Aw he seems like a nice guy in general. I actually thought he might be a bit like egotistic (based on his new status of being a guitar god ->the rolling stones magazine issue) or something like that. I guess I'm wrong!
#21
@ John Mayer show!!

that was amazing! all 20 somethin minutes of it!! those girls he's like I dont write my own music but this guy does..and I just say I'll take it!
#22
Quote by femme fatale
lol he really is funny. I didn't expect that at all.

I just found the vid of his show with the bear suit and it's ****ing hilarious!!


http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xrgeg_john-mayer-has-a-tv-show-vh1_fun


^btw does that mean he really doesn't write his own songs or was he just joking?


Man, that was great.
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@ John Mayer show!!

that was amazing! all 20 somethin minutes of it!! those girls he's like I dont write my own music but this guy does..and I just say I'll take it!

why don't the still show it?