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#1
I just got done masturbating... and i cummed black cum...help?
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#7
I remember a guy making a thread about cumming green. Maybe you two should start a club?
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#9
Quote by tremeloud
i bet you put u know what on it



what?
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul100
Marshall MG10

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Create V8 Palimino
Fender Strat/ Ibanez Arctore
#13
Its a sign of the apocalypse. "When men cum gravy, it is time..."

I'd see a doctor. Unless you feel anything else, I'd say you're safe to wait till morning.
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#15
Either your seeking attention because you think this is funny or you have blood in your cum in which case go to a doctor.
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#16
don't worry, thats totally normal if you're a chupacabra.. You are a chupacabra, right?
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#18
im a virgin... and none of my friends have STDs...so no, i dont have STD
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul100
Marshall MG10

Hopefully Coming Soon:
Create V8 Palimino
Fender Strat/ Ibanez Arctore
#20
Oh come on people

Chances are if its actually black, your testicals would be notciebly cancerous/black and scabby and generally in a state of mortis

And if it was proper BLACK when cum is usually off white you wouldn't go on a bloody net forum as thats quite alarming
#21
Wooo I made the second page!
I can see this going to at least page 20 by morning.

Anyway, call the doctor of course. Even if you don't want him to know you jerk it, just say you had a wet dream or something.
#22
yep... you got aids
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#23
Yeah, you're ****ed dude.
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I learned that there are easy ways to waste your life away when all you have is a computer and a world full of people putting new and interesting things on their boners.

Wow, I've been here for a while.
#24
Quote by tunasband
pics or it didnt happen. Seriously though?
Seriously, pics or it didnt happen!



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#31
I agree with ECisthebest please dont, but if this is true why would you ask UG? Goto the doctor.
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#32
it went into the toliet and i flushed it away, i cant get pics...
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul100
Marshall MG10

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Create V8 Palimino
Fender Strat/ Ibanez Arctore
#34
ok really i agree


****ing pics or it didnt happen

no pics of your penis or anythn i mean just the cum thats ****ing unbelievable
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You know what they say: " You use it or you lose it".
Did you check the expiration date on your balls?
#35
Quote by R0CKER1220
*hoist the flag!*



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#36
Quote by R0CKER1220
*hoist the flag!*



I don't know why, but that's gotta be the funniest **** I've ever seen on this board....

"HOIST THE FLAG".....LOL
#37
More details or this is bs.
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