#1
I wrote it this when I couldn't sleep. I was highly influenced by Kool Keith and Siouxsie and the Banshees. This is just a bit of fun, doesn't mean anything at all and is not at all representative of my writing ability.

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Yo rhymes get flexed I’m the maestro
Suitcases be hatin’, sayin I’m a psycho
But I chill with upside-down opera singers, and will
Kill your elbow if you front, son
So make sure to bring cocktail sauce if you want some
Turtles collide with Niels Bohr, you bruised because you feel the beat
And it’s real raw, turn the Eiffel tower to confetti
Gang rape a Volkswagen you’ll get deleted like the yeti I’m surreal
You want the fees for the visa? Irradiate Betty
I flow from here to Connecticut like Aztecs and traffic lights
All you can do is talk to Halle Berry in Aramaic whilst I
Serenade depressed lobsters in the afterlife
I promise, Pierce Brosnan plays cubic basslines in paradise
I’m forever dope, translate Leviticus whilst my periscope becomes a stethoscope
Not to mention, my hyperdrive is behind your left ear
Don’t fear the optic nerve, perverts read Gorbachev
Swerve like refrigerated dinosaurs, I am
Explosive, like when dried tomatoes are mixed with raincoats
It’s painful when plastic bottles marry
Especially when the garlic runs out, Picasso
NEVER watched Miami Vice in Papua New Guinea
Hold still, I will genetically modify you to resemble Minnie Mouse
Your girl is sluttier than a warehouse, she collects toothpicks
I’m Stanley Kubrick in disguise! You will die from kidney failure
If you don’t solve the Rubik’s cube
Last word of advice, always use lube whilst jogging on Jupiter, stupid.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.
#3
i was skeptical at first but its so random i had to keep reading, i may have cracked up just a bit a few times
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#5
Eh, didn't like it. First off, I'm not a big fan of rap, and secondly, it seemed forced because it didn't make the slightest bit of sense.
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#6
That was awesome. The nonsensical imagery is wonderful. The thing about Pierce Brosnan playing basslines made me laugh. Hard.
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#7
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Eh, didn't like it. First off, I'm not a big fan of rap, and secondly, it seemed forced because it didn't make the slightest bit of sense.

THATS THE ****ING POINT YOU SCROTUM LICKER.

anyways dude that was some funny sh!t lol.
#9
you mean you guys realy liked this ****?
hey this is one of the worst rap lyrics i've ever read/hear.
i got bored from the first 3-4 lyrics
come on now!!! you should start writing another song
one which make sence for a change
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#10
^The point of it was to NOT make sense, dumbass.
According to BS statistics, 92% of teens have moved on to rap. If you're among the 8% who doesn't consider rap to be real music, donate your brains, as you clearly aren't using them.