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#1
from my experience girls really do not appreciate anal.

Especially when you're doing her from behind, And then slyly plunge it into her pooper and ram it home.

All i get in return is blue balls and a slap.

Why dont girls enjoy anal?

#6
Males have teh prostate whih is stimulated in anal. Anal for guys so inclined gives pleasure.

With a girl, you're just sticking something up her ass. It's not too comfortable or pleasant.

Gals have pussys for a reason Be fair and let 'em use it
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Quote by Vermintide
Males have teh prostate whih is stimulated in anal. Anal for guys so inclined gives pleasure.

With a girl, you're just sticking something up her ass. It's not too comfortable or pleasant.

Gals have pussys for a reason Be fair and let 'em use it



Ew no??? That's disgusting.
#8
but i thought she would enjoy the suprise

In every single porno i've watched they're always like "would you like to stick your **** in my ass? oh let me eat my ass off your ****"

I wish it was like that in real life
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but i thought she would enjoy the suprise



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#10
They all take it in the ass; something my father told me and his father him. It is true. Well they might not like it when you just slam it in there you have to use lube and maybe a dildo first depending on your size then ease it in. I've had women orgasm from just me ****ing them in the ass before. They do enjoy it.
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#11
The only woman I've been with who really enjoyed anal sex ended up trying to kill me with a kitchen knife. I haven't played in the mud ever since.
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#12
Quote by shedlight
but i thought she would enjoy the suprise

In every single porno i've watched they're always like "would you like to stick your **** in my ass? oh let me eat my ass off your ****"

I wish it was like that in real life


Well, tisn't.

Even if my gal loved anal, I wouldn't be putting my cock where she shits, the dirty bitch.
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Quote by shedlight
but i thought she would enjoy the suprise

In every single porno i've watched they're always like "would you like to stick your **** in my ass? oh let me eat my ass off your ****"

I wish it was like that in real life



SUPPRISE lol anal
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Quote by Vermintide
Males have teh prostate whih is stimulated in anal. Anal for guys so inclined gives pleasure.

With a girl, you're just sticking something up her ass. It's not too comfortable or pleasant.

Gals have pussys for a reason Be fair and let 'em use it


NO!!!
#16
Quote by shedlight
but i thought she would enjoy the suprise

In every single porno i've watched they're always like "would you like to stick your **** in my ass? oh let me eat my ass off your ****"

I wish it was like that in real life

Ye gods, you've watched too much of the stuff.
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omfg, rofl at the entire thread
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#19
Becuase my young man, its a one way street. its not well lubricated, its far tighter, and thus more subject to damage and above all, theres not as much pleasure to be had in there, some girls do like it. But most dont like it because its not as good as vaginal sex, and you wouldn't take a chinese ebay strat over the new fender vg would you?

why do you cre so much? be happy your girl with have sex with you, now play safe and leave her ass alone.
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#23


Well I don't know if ANYONE would like someone slamming a **** in their ass
Surprise sex is one thing, but surprise buttsecks is in a totally different ballpark

Like someone above mentioned, it's not well lubricated (The vagina gets wet for a reason! ), it's tighter (Not to mention it doesn't stretch the hornier she gets)
And it tends to be uncomfortable and hard to get used to compared to a vagina. Not... that I... know... or anything...
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#24
Also, the pleasure in a mans bum thing is true. But it did hurt a lil at 1st (it was her finger haha) so **** knows what it must feel like for a penis to go in there, i imagen the 1st time for a girl would hurt really bad.
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#25
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Well I don't know if ANYONE would like someone slamming a **** in their ass
Surprise sex is one thing, but surprise buttsecks is in a totally different ballpark

Like someone above mentioned, it's not well lubricated (The vagina gets wet for a reason! ), it's tighter (Not to mention it doesn't stretch the hornier she gets)
And it tends to be uncomfortable and hard to get used to compared to a vagina. Not... that I... know... or anything...


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Also, the pleasure in a mans bum thing is true. But it did hurt a lil at 1st (it was her finger haha) so **** knows what it must feel like for a penis to go in there, i imagen the 1st time for a girl would hurt really bad.

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#27
man she always enjoys suprises from me

and i thought that if i just stick it in her arse and pound away she would feel bad about saying stop.

too bad she didnt take too kindly to my idea
#28
I would also like to add that I have tried giving myself anal stimulation using a well lubricated toothbrush.

I've attempted it about 6 times now over the course of 2 years.

I have complete control over the toothbrush, yet I am still unable to give myself pleasure. I can only imagine how difficult it must be to just blindingly ram someone without knowing if they actually feel pleasure or not.
#29
Anals not bad if you don't go too deep and she's relaxed and fully willing. Beyond a couple of inches and it gets messy
and whatever you do don't blow your load in there...*shudder*
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its all about trying new things!

And it got me the chance to try anal sex with her......curse her tight bmi got like an inch in and she was n't lovin it so i stopped.

Still, i had some fun x
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#31
Quote by Robert_Terry
Also, the pleasure in a mans bum thing is true. But it did hurt a lil at 1st (it was her finger haha) so **** knows what it must feel like for a penis to go in there, i imagen the 1st time for a girl would hurt really bad.
It sucks that the male alternative of the g-spot is only accessible through the ass

I once.. I mean... a friend once.. (well, it was really a friend of a friend...'s second cousin...'s... hairdresser's son...) tried to see if he could stimulate the prostate, but just ended up with a sore ass, and it kinda hurt every time he pressed on the prostate.

I've also heard that you can get slight prostate stimulation if you press on your gooch (the area between your ballsack and your arsehole, where your vagina would be if you had one). Notice it's kinda hard and it has a bit of a ridge? The prostate is somewhere around there... if you press around you'll probably know when you hit it.
I've tried a few times, and my girlfriend has, but it just feels funny and kinda hurts a little bit
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#32
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I would also like to add that I have tried giving myself anal stimulation using a well lubricated toothbrush.

I've attempted it about 6 times now over the course of 2 years.

I have complete control over the toothbrush, yet I am still unable to give myself pleasure. I can only imagine how difficult it must be to just blindingly ram someone without knowing if they actually feel pleasure or not.


did you floss afterwards? x
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#33
I'm a guy and the idea of doing a girl in the arse doesnt appeal to me at all.
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Quote by Robert_Terry
Also, the pleasure in a mans bum thing is true. But it did hurt a lil at 1st (it was her finger haha)


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#35
You have watched too much porn and think everything is like that

I dont think there even is any "sexualnerves" there for girls, only guys have it-Anal sex is something the porn industry have come up with but sure, some ppl like it. but remember that it aint as easy to do as in porn, nothing is.
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Quote by Robert_Terry
its all about trying new things!

And it got me the chance to try anal sex with her......curse her tight bmi got like an inch in and she was n't lovin it so i stopped.

Still, i had some fun x
What, the "if you stick it in my arse I get to stick something in yours" deal?

My girlfriend tried that on me... so far I'm yet to have her stick something up there... I'm a little bit scared tbh
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#38
Quote by backtothe70s
You have watched too much porn and think everything is like that

I dont think there even is any "sexualnerves" there for girls, only guys have it-Anal sex is something the porn industry have come up with but sure, some ppl like it. but remember that it aint as easy to do as in porn, nothing is.



What pleasure there is, i have been told, is thru presaure thru the ass on to the back wall of the vagina, where the g-spot is. My mate she loves it ecause her Bf's member curves to that exact spot, thus giving her alot of pleasure, but she is the only one of my mates to have ever had a plesurable experiance with it

And my mates are skanks! x
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#39
Quote by Vermintide
Males have teh prostate whih is stimulated in anal. Anal for guys so inclined gives pleasure.

With a girl, you're just sticking something up her ass. It's not too comfortable or pleasant.

Gals have pussys for a reason Be fair and let 'em use it



well it's somewhere around the prostate(sp?) I think and therefor it can only be reached by going in the backdoor^^
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#40
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but this sucks, i dont even have a girlfriend anymore


wonder why, at least you have your mountins of porn x
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