#1
so i just took a crap in my apt and i tried to flush and all my water is off! what should i do to get rid of the smell. i have a girl coming over and all my water is off i called my landlord and no1 will answer. please help shes gonna want to use the bathroom and i dont know what to do
#3
Tell her that your mouth can be her toilet.
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Scoop it up and throw it out a window, just like they do in England.


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#6
lmao
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#7
pics or it didnt happen. and somebody better sig that
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#8
how can i get pictures i called my landlord and no1s there cmon guys i need real help. im trying to go out with this girl. i need some real advice. pleeeeeeeeeeez
#9
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how can i get pictures i called my landlord and no1s there cmon guys i need real help. im trying to go out with this girl. i need some real advice. pleeeeeeeeeeez


Go out somewhere? Take her out to dinner or a movie or something, or have a romantic evening lynching your landlord.
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#11
Umm... take water from your fridge? or take her to a resturant


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#13
worcester ma where having bad thunder storms. maybe ill tak eher out but evertyime she comes here shes like i drove so long i need to use the bathroom. ughh im screwed
#14
dude, do what bubban said, take her out right when she gets at your place! that's a good idea
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#16
close your toilet and wrap it in duct tape and then say its broke. when the water works flush it and remove the duct tape.
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#22
its pouring here though and someone broke into my car so one of my windows are broken! ughh im scrwewed i guess she gets to know me really well on the second date. thanks ug ill figure something out ill let you all know how it goes!!
#24
my water came back before she came. she didint know but she did say it smelled awkward in my apt
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#26
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don't make me hurt you

Except in Manchester of course...


They just leave it steaming on the carpet
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Except in Manchester of course...


They just leave it steaming on the carpet




lulz!
#28
go to your local store, get a couple of two litre bottles of water, pour one in the toilet bowl, and pour some more in the bit of the toilet that holds all the water, then flush, done.

But tell this girl the toilet doesnt work so she doesnt have the same problem.
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#30
Quote by mray
so i just took a crap in my apt and i tried to flush and all my water is off! what should i do to get rid of the smell. i have a girl coming over and all my water is off i called my landlord and no1 will answer. please help shes gonna want to use the bathroom and i dont know what to do

keep spitting in a bucket till you have enough to put down the tolielt to flush it
#31
Scoop it out, toss it in the trash, take out said trash, clean toilet...Or.....Call her, tell her your water is off and ask if she would like to go somewhere else....
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Except in Manchester of course...


They just leave it steaming on the carpet


cheeky bint...
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could of sworn it was southern pansies and cockney jokers who do that
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