Poll: What's your favorite slang word for penis?
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View poll results: What's your favorite slang word for penis?
D*ck
62 22%
C*ck
58 21%
Wang
30 11%
Schlong
52 19%
Johnson
18 6%
Weiner
14 5%
Other (if so, which one)
47 17%
Voters: 281.
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#2
Schmock.
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#5
jeremy. sometimes i call it furry aswell....
what a dumb thread
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#8
meat n' two ball...

But I'm sorry IHC. I'm going to have to use the Fedor thumbs down gif on you for the second time today for this thread

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#9
johnson? i dunno...
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#10
At first I thought this thread was made by Edward

My favorite word for ma willie wang yang is dick
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#11
Geoge Bush. Scathing satire there.
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#13
Quote by Child Of Maiden
meat n' two ball...

But I'm sorry IHC. I'm going to have to use the Fedor thumbs down gif on you for the second time today for this thread



you're a fedor fan, therefor you sir, are cool . anyways, mine is named mr. bigglesworth
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#14
****.
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#17
Dong. Big, Giant, DONG. Think about it, it evokes imagines of a giant penis slapping someone across the face. Pure epic...
#18
Quote by dst127
Dong. Big, Giant, DONG. Think about it, it evokes imagines of a giant penis slapping someone across the face. Pure epic...


Usefull considering you're so small in reality


Just kidding man
#20
I call it my Wankshaft.

My favorite word for something that sucks is "Dank Mushroomslap"
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#22
Out of those probably cock.


But I like meat 'n' two veg and the cluedo candlestick.
#23
Schwidango.
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thats pretty epic.
So you're like a slower paced Forrest Gump...
Yup...
#29
How the hell am I the first to vote for weiner? I mean, come on. Just say it.
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#31
Willy. If porn films used that instead of c0ck, they'd all be comedies rated PG.
#32
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How the hell am I the first to vote for weiner? I mean, come on. Just say it.

CIA conspiracy.
#33
Schmeckle

My grandmother is jewish and there for makes up words that sound jewish

Schmeckle
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#35
I call mine "Goliath".
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#36
I call mine Kingpin... i love that ****ing word
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#40
steve..... steve's a nice name....

if anyone can catch this movie reference i will like give you money or something...
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