#1
If you were able to clone all the best elements to create the ultimate band what would they be:-

Including:-


Egotistical Pretty Boy Operatic Vocalist
Flamboyant wizard Axe God
Crazy ass half man half beast drummer
Solid Reliable Bassist
Prodigy Keyboardist

Band Stage Presence/Crowd participation
Band Controversy/Notoriety
Craziest Fan base
Toughest Band
#2
me in all positions.
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#3
You=Phail. If I had a choice of who to choose for Bass, I would choose someone who's got talent, not just someone who is "solid"

Not to mention that I don't want a guitarist who's always just flying all over the damn fretboard.

Further, those who only sing operatic vocals get old. Mix it up.
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#6
take all the members or pearl jam and put them in a band. then name it pearl jam. boom INSTANT AWESOMENESS!!!!
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#7
A lead singer that can go from sounding like he is brutally disemboweling himself to singing beautiful clean vocals with the changing of a chord.
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#10
Vocals- Freddie Mercury
Guitars- Ron Thal, Joe Satriani, Frank Zappa
Bass-Jaco Pastorius
Keyboards-Jan Hammer
Drums-Benny Greb
Violin-Jerry Goodman

.........with percussion, horn, woodwind, and saxophone sections.

this would be the ultimate band, versatile enough to go from jazz to metal
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#11
Les Claypoole - Bass
Neil Peart - Drums
Dave Mustaine - Lead Vocals/Rythem guitar
Jimi Hendrix - Lead guitar
Tom Morello - Noise
#12
Vocals- James Hetfield
Kirk hammet/Corey Beaulieu - guitars
drums - Travis Smith

hmmm trivtallica.........
#13
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Quote by ItsThatDude
Vocals- Freddie Mercury
Guitars- Ron Thal, Joe Satriani, Frank Zappa
Bass-Jaco Pastorius
Keyboards-Jan Hammer
Drums-Benny Greb
Violin-Jerry Goodman

.........with percussion, horn, woodwind, and saxophone sections.

this would be the ultimate band, versatile enough to go from jazz to metal



dude that would be some crazy sounding shiet
#15
A Vocalist who can scream and sing and write incredible lyrics and use the search button

Dual lead guiarists who trade amazing riffs throughout the song, never fight, and know how to use the search button

A rythym guitarist who knows his place and uses the search button every morning

A bassist who has a funky groove and enjoys using the search button

A drummer with the most awesome drum set in the world who never leaves home without using the search button

A Keyboardist who has mastered his craft and is well versed in using the search button

And a search button.


Pwnt much?
#16
lead vocals - chris cornell (soundgarden, audioslave)
keyboards - janne wirman (children of bodom)
drums - chris adler (lamb of god)
lead guitar - paul gilbert (racer x)
rhythm guitar - james hetfield (metallica)
piano/female vocals - amy lee (evanescence)
bass - les claypool (primus) or cliff burton (metallica)
#17
Quote by Riot Act
A Vocalist who can scream and sing and write incredible lyrics and use the search button

Dual lead guiarists who trade amazing riffs throughout the song, never fight, and know how to use the search button

A rythym guitarist who knows his place and uses the search button every morning

A bassist who has a funky groove and enjoys using the search button

A drummer with the most awesome drum set in the world who never leaves home without using the search button

A Keyboardist who has mastered his craft and is well versed in using the search button

And a search button.


Pwnt much?


No, not pwnt. You're just really annoying with your "and uses the search button" stfu xD

my band would be

a singer who has amazing range,

a rythm guitarist who is also an excellent screamer

a lead guitarist who can do some great fills/solos if needed and does good improv live

a drummer who doesn't go insane but knows when to add some fun fills when needed and shows off sometimes but is never over the top

and a bassist who has talent, and can keep a great groove all the time.

uh, yeah xD that's about it
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#18
Some guy who likes chords on rythm guitar
a really big guy on bass
an bald 40 year old on drums
a crazy ass teenager on guitar
and a guy with hair as the singer
#19
My Ultimate Band would be the search bar. Definitely.

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#20
Quote by Riot Act
A Vocalist who can scream and sing and write incredible lyrics and use the search button

Dual lead guiarists who trade amazing riffs throughout the song, never fight, and know how to use the search button

A rythym guitarist who knows his place and uses the search button every morning

A bassist who has a funky groove and enjoys using the search button

A drummer with the most awesome drum set in the world who never leaves home without using the search button

A Keyboardist who has mastered his craft and is well versed in using the search button

And a search button.


Pwnt much?


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#21
First, I apologize for not knowing a lot of names.

My lead singer would be someone who has the looks of someone like Bret Michaels or Vince Neil, the showmanship of Bon Scott, and the voice of Alice Cooper. He would play rhythm guitar and use barre chords mostly, and not be afraid to throw a little harmonic soloing in with the lead guitar.

My lead guitarist would have the bluesy-speed of Angus Young, but the symphonic sound of a Dragonforce solo (Yes, I actually think it sounds good). He would not be afraid to go all over the stage and view looking at the fretboard as a mortal sin.

My bassist would be like the bassist from Lynyrd Skynyrd, and sometimes participate in backup vocals with the voice of Lemmy.

My drummer would be Lars Ulrich without the anti-Napster snobbishness.
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