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#1
yeah, i did it.
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LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#2
Mark Foley and I had a conversation about matress ****ing once.
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uh i googled Rosie Palm, nothing except gloves...
#3
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Stick your *reported* in my *reported*.

on what grounds are you reporting me?
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I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#4
Just because i want the first page:

Some random friend on my sisters called my phone drunk and said "Hey.....How old are you? You sound hot...I'll send a picture of me to you....Dump your old gf and go out with me, you'll have a better time."
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#5
i'm haven't had sex in like a week... i'd **** pretty much anything right now. you, raja (school retard), my brother ...








I CAN TOTALLY EXPLAIN THAT... I HAD... uh... UNPROTECTED SEX WITH A PORCUPINE
#7
Come on, its an honest question.

And idk actually... i cant think of anything.
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#8
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on what grounds are you reporting me?


On the grounds that this is essentially the same thing as the other thread. I mean, how much variation in responses could you possibly get?
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#9
hi.

...I suck
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#10
umm, was at a frat party and completely sober due to the fact i was the designated driver, and some chick comes up to me and puts her hand on my crotch and says "you know" and what she said might not have been slutty but what we did afterwards was pretty slutty.
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#11
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On the grounds that this is essentially the same thing as the other thread. I mean, how much variation in responses could you possibly get?

seems to me, hot and slutty are 2 different things
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I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


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Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


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no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#12
Aren't slutty and hott things girls say to us practically on the same level?
#14
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And one girl I used to know said she would have sex with any guy for $20.

prime example of "slutty"
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I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#16
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me ruv wu rong time.

changed your avatar, i see
Quote by AlecMag
I love that song! You are god for putting it into a poem


Quote by LadyHellRaiser
Your hair is fckin epic, dude!!!

LOVE IT!!!!


Quote by rmr024
no ****in way!
I don't even know you but I think I love you...

So awesome.


I hate my fucking username.
#17
"nice shoes"...
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i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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#19
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"do i sound slutty if 2 guys finger me on the same night"

lol i laughed at her

I would've fingered her, but that's just me
#21
Dead chicks can't talk. But if they could I know she would have said something slutty.
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#22
"I bet i could make u cheat on ur girlfriend' she was hot too. never happened though she is a big time slut.
"Men profess to be lovers of music, but for the most part they give no evidence in their opinions and lives that they have heard it." ~Henry David Thoreau
#24
2 things involving this girl in my class

1-she was sitting behind me and taps me on the shoulder i turn around and she says "my pussy hurts i ****ed like 9 times this weekend"

a few months later

2-she turns around and completely serious just says

"**** me please"
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"That is for sex, not for you, thank you come again!"

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You know what they say: " You use it or you lose it".
Did you check the expiration date on your balls?
#25
I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
She'd be like "Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna ****." God, it was so dirty. She'd be like, "Me so horny, me love you long time."
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i am stupid enuff to do it becuz i just did. i feel nothing, there is no high and im not dizzy or anything... its just nasty.

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#26
These kinda threads attracts alot of bull****ters. I just wanted to inform you.
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#27
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These kinda threads attracts alot of bull****ters. I just wanted to inform you.


+1 but its always fun too read.
#28
no idea why this was reported...carry on.
Populus vult decipi. Decipiatur.

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#29
The girl in the nightclub who started to dance with me then put my hand on her leg just under her skirt and said "i'm not wearing any underwear"
#30
in high skool a girl once took her planner(agenda book, whatever) rolled it up and said "id probably be good at sucking dick" and stuck the thing in her mouth.. like 3 inches only, but it was like as round as my fist. a day or two before she asked me if her thong was cute


i miss science class
#31
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I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
She'd be like "Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna ****." God, it was so dirty. She'd be like, "Me so horny, me love you long time."


Lol, 40 year old virgin Ftw
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#32
Sluttiest thing a girl ever said to me? I ll list them:

"Can I lick it?"
"I like to suck ****"
"Can I deep throat you"
"Put it in deeper"
"Come with me" (This was on a packed over ground train...)

Edit: All the same girl too.. How I miss her
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#33
"You're so much cuter than other guys I've fucked, why haven't we fucked yet?"
Yeah, pretty much ruined the moment.
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#34
"Take a dump on my chest"
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#40
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I dated this girl for a while... she was really a... nasty freak. She just loved to... get down with... sex all the time. It was like... anytime of day... she was like, "Yeah, let's go! I'm so nasty!" And I'd be nailing her and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! cool!"
She'd be like "Yeah, let's screw, let's... I wanna ****." God, it was so dirty. She'd be like, "Me so horny, me love you long time."

LMFAO x) 40-Year-Old-Virgin,AMAZING film.
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lololololol that was epic andyd93. you just made my day


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