#1
You guys ever seen this show. I love it! The thing is, I've been trying really hard to get a spot on this show, but they never pick me. I've tried so much, but they haven't caught me yet. You think I should break down and just sen din an audition tape or something? You guys got any ideas? Thanks in advance, you guys are the best.

edit: if you dont know what this is, it's on msnbc right now.
Last edited by chunkychewie at Jul 29, 2007,
#2
Never heard of it
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#4
I just got done taking a dump. After reading this I think I found out where it went.
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#6
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I just got done taking a dump. After reading this I think I found out where it went.


why do you keep saying that?
#7
It still feels good
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#8
Send them Cp
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i am stupid enuff to do it becuz i just did. i feel nothing, there is no high and im not dizzy or anything... its just nasty.

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#9
why the heck do you want to be featured on it? are you saying that you want to be a predator and get caught and go to jail?
#10
If you want to get arrested and thrown in jail go ahead! Be sure to mention UG when you're being interviewed.
#11
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If you want to get arrested and thrown in jail go ahead! Be sure to mention UG when you're being interviewed.


lol, yeah, ill give a shout out to my friends here at UG.
#12
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lol, yeah, ill give a shout out to my friends here at UG.



<.<
>.>

Are you the FBI?
Quote by codynw42
i am stupid enuff to do it becuz i just did. i feel nothing, there is no high and im not dizzy or anything... its just nasty.

Ryu Hayabusa of the UG Society of Ninjas
#14
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<.<
>.>

Are you the FBI?


One Person = The entire FBI
D:
Signature.
#15
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Like, an online predator?


+1

Are we talking about online predators here?
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#17
Wait, so you want to be featured as the man that gets caught trying to have sex with under aged girls?
#18
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Wait, so you want to be featured as the man that gets caught trying to have sex with under aged girls?


or boys. everyone needs their 15 minutes of fame, eh?
#20
chunkychewie

dude thats wrong...
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Did you check the expiration date on your balls?
#21
Quote by chunkychewie
or boys. everyone needs their 15 minutes of fame, eh?


Well if they ever catch you, be sure to use as many memes as possible during the show so that we know it's you.
#22
i'd be very original. Like, I'd bring a potato stew or something. Most people bring alcohol and condoms, I'll bring a stew. People will know me as that guy who brought the stew.
#23
bring you mom dude no one will expect that
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"That is for sex, not for you, thank you come again!"

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You know what they say: " You use it or you lose it".
Did you check the expiration date on your balls?
#25
when chris hansen catches me, I'll offer him the stew. He will love it, and I'll be the first one to win over Chris Hansen!
#26
dude if your moms hot then that will definately win him over

but seriously are you like a lil obsessive
Quote by stanleybach
"That is for sex, not for you, thank you come again!"

Quote by velly69
You know what they say: " You use it or you lose it".
Did you check the expiration date on your balls?
#27
hmm...if i brought a lot of chris hansen memorabilia, like posters and books and I could ask him to sign it. so it would look like I only came because I was trying to meet Chris. I wonder if anything like that has happened before.
#28
i want t start watching to catch a predator now

i cant wait to see the super fan acting like hes trying to rape kids
Quote by stanleybach
"That is for sex, not for you, thank you come again!"

Quote by velly69
You know what they say: " You use it or you lose it".
Did you check the expiration date on your balls?
#29
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i want t start watching to catch a predator now

i cant wait to see the super fan acting like hes trying to rape kids


it's on msnbc right now, if you get that channel. I'll be the guy with the potato stew.