#1
well I don't know where I am going with this, But I gotta gotta, got to take it slow. alright, got it, the last person to respond to this before this gets close, cause I know it will, will become my casual sex partner, ok? well e-sex partner. I will PM you with details. If it so happens to be that the first person is the last person to respond, then its more than casual sex partner, its e-partners for life, regardless of gender, race, age, smell, or whatever, alright.


but seriously, just wondering, since the thread I made the other day yielded some "cool" masturbating techniques, it had me thinking, do you guys let your parents know that you masturbate. Or do you think they just know...
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#2
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well I don't know where I am going with this, But I gotta gotta, got to take it slow. alright, got it, the last person to respond to this before this gets close, cause I know it will, will become my casual sex partner, ok? well e-sex partner. I will PM you with details. If it so happens to be that the first person is the last person to respond, then its more than casual sex partner, its e-partners for life, regardless of gender, race, age, smell, or whatever, alright.


but seriously, just wondering, since the thread I made the other day yielded some "cool" masturbating techniques, it had me thinking, do you guys let your parents know that you masturbate. Or do you think they just know...


If my parents ask me if I masturbate, I would say yes.
#3
pssh. My parents masturbate for me.
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#4
I don't tell them and they don't ask but my dad has caught me
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#6
pick me pick me!!! let's e-sex!!! yAyErS!!!!

by the way, i always tell my parents wehn i masturbate so they dont wak in. i actually have a sign i hang on the doorknob so they wont' disturb me.
#10
uhhhhh my parents know not to ever talk to me about that... and no they have never caught me, neither has my brother or any of my friends, i am smart. my parents do know that i have had sex, and i realyl should'nt have told them, because every ****ing day they want me to get tested.... its so annoying,
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#11
My mom read my chat logs for MSN messenger and she knows everything I've ever done and tells me some of them sometimes. Porn, masturbation, mooning, egging, drinking, etc. Somehow she even thinks I've had sex before, but I have no idea how she got that idea as I clearly haven't.
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oh yea, stanleybach, what are u like the forum ass hole, stop tryin to ruin all the fun u dick head

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#12
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My mom read my chat logs for MSN messenger and she knows everything I've ever done and tells me some of them sometimes. Porn, masturbation, mooning, egging, drinking, etc. Somehow she even thinks I've had sex before, but I have no idea how she got that idea as I clearly haven't.


because she is your MOM and all moms are nazis
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#13
lol more nazi! wasn't there some kind of um.... internet theory or something that the longer a thread gets the more likely it is that something will be compared to nazis?

anyways, if this is a dude and i end up being last I am deleting this post