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#1
Don't you love calling your boyfriend or husband when you're not with them and having a conversation like


You: Hey, babe where are you?

Him: I'm with (any random chick name)

You: Who is (random chick you don't know)?

Him: A good friend of mine

You: What are you guys doing?

Him: Hanging out/eating

You: Anyone else there?

Him: No it's just us
*As you hear him say hi and they both laugh a bit from time to time*
You: Eh...


Get the picture? I hate that so much. Why can't guys just have chick friends, especially MINE. v_v I trust him but ffs what chick hangs out with a guy that has a partner? I don't even know the chick!?

Pisses me off.


I'm glad I'm not an arrogant prick and can see things from the other's point of view. Aren't you?

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Last edited by Haha, Crackhead at Jul 30, 2007,
#4
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Actually, no.
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#5
well i think you should trust him, but not blindly about things like that, and yeah, that would annoy most people too
#7
aggreed its annoying....but its the other way around for me cuz i dont date men....cuz im not gay....but it pisses me off when my gf sais she wants to hang out with some other guy thats a friend...alone...it jsut does
#8
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Get the picture? I hate that so much. Why can't guys just have chick friends, especially MINE. v_v I trust him but ffs what chick hangs out with a guy that has a partner? I don't even know the chick!?

Pisses me off.

uh.... what?
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#10
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This backfired, and now people think you're a homosexual.


I'll get over it. I've made my point. I don't care whether or not people see it.

Edit - Wait. Why would a gay guy care if his boyfriend was hanging out with chicks?
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#11
Look crack head.

Girls have this thing called a VAGINA!!!!!
If they feel secure and can trust you then they don't care.
Guys, know how we work from being another guy, know that he may make a move and will go for the kill.
Guys are naturally teritorrial and if you aren't then you sir have a VAGINA!

I love you though!!
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#12
Goddamn you people are immature cvnts sometimes.
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#13
wow, Crackhead makes a good point there.

but I know my girlfriend gets kinda ticked when that happens, so I stay away from situations where i'm one on one with another girl that my girlfriend isnt too fond of, and she tries to do the same with guys for my sake. but when that happens with her, it does frustrate me a little bit.
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Look crack head.

Girls have this thing called a VAGINA!!!!!
If they feel secure and can trust you then they don't care.
Guys, know how we work from being another guy, know that he may make a move and will go for the kill.
Guys are naturally teritorrial and if you aren't then you sir have a VAGINA!

I love you though!!


Like I said before, she's not your property.
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#16
I hang out with girls all the time regardless of whether or not either of us have significant others. Girls are better people.
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#17
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wait so who's boinking who?!


Nobody's boinking anyone. My guy isn't cheating on me or anything. He's simply hanging out with his chick friends. Yet, for some reason, it pisses me off. Strange, huh?
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#18
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Like I said before, she's not your property.


WHEN DID I SAY SHE WAS????

EDIT: I STILL LOVE YOU!!
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#19
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WHEN DID I SAY SHE WAS????

EDIT: I STILL LOVE YOU!!


You can't be territorial over something that isn't yours.
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#20
Dogs are territorial over a kitchen


They don't own a kitchen.
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#21
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Dogs are territorial over a kitchen


They don't own a kitchen.


No. But, they think they do.
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#22
So the male (naturally) think they own the female...

Have we reached agreement yet... I'm tired.
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#23
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So the male (naturally) think they own the female...

Have we reached agreement yet... I'm tired.


And, this is where you will have said that you own her.


There's our agreement. Go to bed.
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#25
Listen buddy.
If I owned her...
I would have her chained naked on my bed.
You cannot make anybody do what they don't want to.
You cannot own anybody.
You can be pissed off that they do thing you don't like though.

I wont go to bed until I win or tie.


ps. I still love you..
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#26
I keep getting the same calls from my boyfriend. Little does he know that I'm sleeping with women again behind his back. Then I go back to him, and he's none the wiser. Having my cake and eating it. Oohya,
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#27
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Listen buddy.
If I owned her...
I would have her chained naked on my bed.
You cannot make anybody do what they don't want to.
You cannot own anybody.
You can be pissed off that they do thing you don't like though.

I wont go to bed until I win or tie.


ps. I still love you..


Well, then, you can't use that "Guys are naturally territorial" excuse.

p.s. I love you, too. Forgot to respond to that earlier.
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#28
I'm not trying to drag this down but...
If someone just came in your back yard and chopped your favorite tree down, you wouldn't get mad.
And if you say you own that tree then your another psycho brainwashed white kid believing that a piece of paper gives you a piece of land.

In that case I hope you get hit by a bus..


But I want to cry at your funeral
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#29
Well, if he chopped the tree down, I'd get mad. But, I wouldn't get mad if he went hung out with it. You're comparing minorites to extremes there, buddy.
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#30
Touche..

That sounds like a toilet.

But he is taking something that you like away from you.

Speaking of toilet....
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#31
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Touche..

That sounds like a toilet.

But he is taking something that you like away from you.

Speaking of toilet....


It's fine with me if I wasn't using it at the time. As long as its home by 10:00.
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#32
What if you have to piss at 9:30?
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#33
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haha, i agree

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#34
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Well, if he chopped the tree down, I'd get mad. But, I wouldn't get mad if he went hung out with it. You're comparing minorites to extremes there, buddy.

Hehe who hangs out with trees?

I prefer to hang out with girls, i don't have a girlfriend right now though. If i did, I wouldnt try anything with my females friends. I also wouldn't care if she went to hang out with guys either.
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#35
Quote by Haha, Crackhead

Him: Hanging out/eating

You: Anyone else there?

Her: No it's just us
*As you hear her say hi and they both laugh a bit from time to time*
You: Eh...



Umm.... 3 way relationship?
#36
Okay...
But what if the guys grabs her boobs.
That happend to me yeaterday...
She slapped him though.
But they still hang out.
Do I have a logical reason to hate this female dog?
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#37
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What if you have to piss at 9:30?


I thought we were talking about the tree...

If it was the toilet, I have two. And, if he takes 'em both, I have the tree out back. If he takes that, too, he's a strong man...and I didn't really need the tree to piss, anyway.

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Okay...
But what if the guys grabs her boobs.
That happend to me yeaterday...
She slapped him though.
But they still hang out.
Do I have a logical reason to hate this female dog?


Nope. Just the guy.
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#38
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Umm.... 3 way relationship?


Thanks. Fixed it.
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#39
What if we lived in a world without toilets?
Or anything to wipe our poopers?

Yeah that guy is a wiener licker thats why I wont lets this go.
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#40
Then, we'd have already adapted. So, it wouldn't be a problem in the first place.

Do what I said. Kick his ass. I'll help if you want.
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