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#1
We all have girls that want to go out with you if you do something with yourself...

Somtimes there are things that you dont want to do.
So now we have a problem.

Ill start first.

My hair is too long
I dress like a hippie
I smoke/drink
I like Blues
I have to get my lip pierced

anyone have better ones?

Lets hear it!!
#5
I'm a guy
C2B3
Colnel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains

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I don't put people's quotes in my sig, but this would go there if I did.
#8
im too good of a person.

WTF is that?
They say good things come in small packages. You know what else comes in small packages? Unrelenting pain and horror.
#9
a girl broke up with my friend becuz he was two good at everything...lol then she hooked up with some1 eles 2 days later.
Gear:
Epiphone Les Paul100
Marshall MG10

Hopefully Coming Soon:
Create V8 Palimino
Fender Strat/ Ibanez Arctore
#10
Quote by Marrklarr
i like to put needles in my pee pee



i like to stick needles in me to
#11
Quote by JC13
Syd, nobody will ever believe a word you say here... So why bother?

I've never really... been denied for a stupid reason... But I'm shy so I don't ask out girls I hardly know so my Up's outnumber the Down's..


you've gotta be kidding me.

People actually do believe me, and wtf? how can i not believe what Iam saying?
#13
Quote by Syd Barret..
We all have girls that want to go out with you if you do something with yourself...

Somtimes there are things that you dont want to do.
So now we have a problem.

Ill start first.

My hair is too long
I dress like a hippie
I smoke/drink
I like Blues
I have to get my lip pierced

anyone have better ones?

Lets hear it!!


Your name is Syd Barret........i'd **** you in a heartbeat. Syd was gorgeous
Quote by Dirtydeeds468
People don't like Dave Mustaine because he created something that owned Metallica in just about every single aspect of thrash metal.


it's true
#15
Quote by Våd Hamster
i'm a mormon
that scares them off pretty quick



i'm mormon too, but most girls think its pretty interesting when your void of alcohol and drugs.
Epiphone Les Paul Custom with EMGs
#17
"I'm sorry, i just can't date you."

"What!? Why not!?"

"YOU'RE DATING MY BEST FRIEND, COREY!!!"
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dying hurts

empty sig
#18
Quote by rbj1313
i'm mormon too, but most girls think its pretty interesting when your void of alcohol and drugs.


Yea, but most think *polygami! EEEEKKK*
Thats my exp anyways bro

EDIT
Mark my obvious sarcasm^, i'm NOT into polygamy.
It's still a good thing to joke girls with tho
Last edited by Våd Hamster at Jul 31, 2007,
#19
Quote by Våd Hamster
Yea, but most think *polygami! EEEEKKK*
Thats my exp anyways bro



yea this is true, this is always great for a conversation piece. have you ever seen a plig before?
Epiphone Les Paul Custom with EMGs
#20
Quote by eltravo
im too good of a person.

WTF is that?


Ive gotten that one. It is code for "I don't like you, GTFO"

EDIT:
Quote by DorkusMalorkus
Should I go for the obvious joke here?


sure. it will be funny anyways
Seattle Seahawks


Quote by chookiecookie
i feel like you have an obsession with aubrey plaza.


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at least we can all agree SGstriker is the woooooooooooooooooooooorst
Last edited by SGstriker at Jul 31, 2007,
#21
Quote by Syd Barret..
you've gotta be kidding me.

People actually do believe me, and wtf? how can i not believe what Iam saying?


Hey...you sound familiar...


butt secks?


On topic...not me, but a girl didn't want to date one of my friends because of his height. Stupid ass ****.
Moar?
#22
I don't understand ladies sometimes.

I'm mean, come on, I play a pink guitar, is that so bad? (kidding)
#23
Quote by rbj1313
yea this is true, this is always great for a conversation piece. have you ever seen a plig before?


don't even know what it is
it taste good?
#24
Quote by Stop Messin'
Your name is Syd Barret........i'd **** you in a heartbeat. Syd was gorgeous




Syd may be a hottie, but wait till you see me.

#25
the ladies dont really like the beard........ cant blame them tho honestly, as soon as it gets over 5mm it becomes ginger 4 reasons un-known
#26
i've only gotten:
you dont look good enough
your not a "scene kid"
your not in a band.

thats pretty much it and it blows!
Guitar
Lyon LI15
Epi Beast
Berhinger V-ampire LX210
Danelectro grilled cheese & t-bone

Bass:
Peavey 112
Ibanez gsr200

Saving for Bugera 333 $300 / $599 :|

Quote by Doppelgänger
Agreed. There's no point in doing anything if she looks like shit.
#27
Because i've met Bob Dylan and Slash...
Founder of The Reverend Maynard Club-save the carrots!
PM me or diminishedfaith to join.


PryingOpenMyThirdEye
#28
Quote by Våd Hamster
don't even know what it is
it taste good?


an old dude with about seven wives or more. thats a plig lol
Epiphone Les Paul Custom with EMGs
#30
Quote by thembones16
Because i've met Bob Dylan and Slash...



Brings memories doesn't it?
#31
Quote by rbj1313
an old dude with about seven wives or more. thats a plig lol


Sorry, thats not my dish man....
one woman is plenty to me
#32
Quote by Våd Hamster
Sorry, thats not my dish man....
one woman is plenty to me


lol, i knew you would see the light...
Epiphone Les Paul Custom with EMGs
#33
haha she told me to grow she said i was to short
Quote by rocker138
Wow...I can't believe no one thought of that, I actually have lost 5% of my confidence for not thinking of that, I bow to you



MY GEAR
EPIPHONE LES PAUL STANDARD
RANDALL RG75 G2 SERIES
MARSHALL JACKHAMMER
#34
because i like to rub icy hot on it...
Quote by nt1440
thats true, i hate kids who go "oh noess limewire is soo bad, viruses everywhere crashed my computer, had to buy a new one" well mayb thatll teach u that the a song isnt 112 kb and named cute_teen_has_orgasm_on_webcam_xxx
#36
Quote by Syd Barret..
lol at the mormon one!!!


Haha I'm not alone. It helps being in Salt Lake for me. Being Mormon doesn't cause me too much trouble. It's more like they get mad at me for NOT going further with them.
Wolfie, Moley, Witty, Dgmey, Grundy
#37
I think all the girls around my area think I'm a freak because I am very different from everyone in many ways. Of course, it's more than likely that there's no one to blame but myself. I just wish I could go back on my past mistakes.
#38
I was having this talk to a girl how guys always try to take advantage of her and how ive been the sweetest guy to her and always treat her right and she wants someone like me. But not in the form of me because we are to good of friends... AKA it was because I was fat. Not anymore, showed that bitch what.
Guitars
- Schecter Tempest
- Epi LP Custom
- Ovation Acoustic
- BC Rich Dagger
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Amps & Effects
- B-52 AT-100
- Girlfriend (doubles as a Tube Screamer)
- Steve Vai Bad horsie 2

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This strength is built and maintained by masturbation.
#39
Quote by rbj1313
i'm mormon too, but most girls think its pretty interesting when your void of alcohol and drugs.


Where are those girls for me then?

I got the "you're ugly" and "you're asian".
#40
"you don't cut"

then I started punching the bitches face in to a desk corner and then I smashed her face in the door, all in the middle of class, I only had to go to in-house for a day
GEAR
- Epi Les Paul Custom (emma)
- Orange Tiny Terror
- 2x12 w/greenbacks
-MXR ZW-44 Overdrivel
- MXR Phase 90
- EB Volume JR.
- Boss DD-3
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