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#1
i just got told i look fit? does that just mean athletic or healthy? help me understand!
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#3
In a nutshell, "attractive", well done you fitty.
#6
They mean you're the ugliest ****er they have ever seen, and that you should kill yourself so as not to further pollute the human genepool.
#8
oh dear, sounds like someone has never been called fit before.

poor thing

jk
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#9
"Sheez fit az fuck like, dick'ed!"

Yeah, it's chav speak for attractive.
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#10
lol "yeah mayte u r well healthy"
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#12
It's friendly...


but more commonly dominated by chavs which is rather ironic.
#13
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ok, and what is up with the habitual use of "mayte" ?


It's our equivalent of being nice to one another.

"Ere mate, you wanna ****in' fight???"

Not always really solid... But, you know.

"Ere mate, ya got a ****in' light, ya bellend?"
#14
it means friend. "eee's ma mayte" is roughly the same as "This poor fellow here, I consider him to be my friend"


I lived in a very Chavvy town for most of my life.
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#15
Mate = friend.
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#17
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"Ere mate, ya got a ****in' light, ya bellend?"


You just captured English culture in one sentence.
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#18
Well, really, we should be asking you about your use of the English language, why have you twisted and distorted it so much? It makes me cry - :'(
#19
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Well, really, we should be asking you about your use of the English language, why have you twisted and distorted it so much? It makes me cry - :'(


Coming from a scoucer...


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#20
mate = sexual partner
fit = when ever a guy walks by all the chavs will say fit if they think your FIT for Bumtumblin
#21
thanks for clearing that up for me. are there any other terms i should know to comprehend chav/ normal english speach?
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#22
Well it means Chavs think you look attractive, which means one of two things;

1. You are dressed like a low market hooker.

or

2. You have incredibly big boobs.

Sort of a double bladed sword isn't it?


#23
I'm not scouse :P I thank God I am not, I really do. :P
#24
fag = cigarette
A few Americans know that though.
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#25
"Init" = "Isn't it?"

But it's mostly just added to the end of a sentence.
#26
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Well it means Chavs think you look attractive, which means one of two things;

1. You are dressed like a low market hooker.

or

2. You have incredibly big boobs.

Sort of a double bladed sword isn't it?



i'm a dude
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#28
How comes I and the majority of people I know say half the things you people think are "chav" talk?


I must be a stinking great chavvie then.
#29
mush/mursh/mersh = chav word for mate, i suppose, but it's not in as friendly a context.
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How comes I and the majority of people I know say half the things you people think are "chav" talk?


I must be a stinking great chavvie then.


You just answered your own question...

..Ya bellend.
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#33
For the sake of context:

"Ere, mate, that lass is right fit"
"Init, mate" (In posetive acknowledgement)
#34
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You just answered your own question...

..Ya bellend.

pwned@!
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#35
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mush/mursh/mersh = chav word for mate, i suppose, but it's not in as friendly a context.



****s sake that isnt a chav word, its an old romany word for friend. Its been used for ages.
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****s sake that isnt a chav word, its an old romany word for friend. Its been used for ages.


Regardless, in today's culture it's a chav word.
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#37
Sadly, this is true.

"Ave it" has also been adapted to their filthy slang.

Generally it's used in celebration.

(After scoring in a sunday football match)
"Ave, it!"
#39
There are a lot.

Boot - This is what you folk call a "trunk".
Sweet/s - These are what you folk call "Candy".
Nappy - This is what you folk call a "Diaper".
Junkynunky - This is what you folk call "Coffee".
Penis - Perhaps shockingly, this is what we Brits call what you would call a "Telephone".
Guitar - I know what you're thinking, "surely this cant be misconstrued?" well think again, this is what we Britons call a "****/Dick/Love Pump/Schlong/Wang"

Not very witty, granted, but it gave me a small smirk.
#40
Oh yeah, important one, in Britain Left is actually Right, which is why we drive on the other side of the road.
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