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#1
What kind of movie would it be? Describe the plot, setting, characters, etc

mine would be a comedy/horror/fantasy/drama/thriller/kung-fu with a mixture of jackass,pyscho, the shining, trogdor,battle royale, tony jaa, chuck norris, the departed and the shooter that takes place in 1969, during woodstock. i would play the character that ends up living in the end

what would your movie be like UG?
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#2
Basically, Chuck Norris fights Rambo and John McClane happens to be there.

Half the planet dies.
#3
myne would be the fat dude cartman from southpark kicking your a*ss Phillitalian for having too many f*cking words in the thinger poster therer
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Porn. Yep, jes me an ze hoz
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#5
it would be the most hardcore porno ever or an uplifting teen drama

Whichever I felt like at the time.
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#6
A zombie flick with subtle homages to all the greats.
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#7
I have so many ideas for movies I'd like to make, I just dont have the budget for them (not that they're massively expensive).
#8
Right now, I'm just trying to do a film version of this short story. I've got a lot of other ideas I don't have the resources for, though. I want to do a live action Jonny Quest movie and have all the shots look all pop arty like the show. I also am working on this thing where a couple photographers are poking around behind buildings taking pictures for a portfolio and they get in trouble with the Mafia, which deals frequently in the area and doesn't like them taking pictures. I've also got a thing where a few high school friends start a pirate radio station and get into a world of **** with the FCC, and a thing where British explorers in the 1890's go to deepest darkest Africa to search for traces of a professor who dissapeared there looking for something having to do with alchemy two decades before. So yeah, I've got ideas.
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#10
Well, as I often find myself thinking "Why don't they just (insert obvious solution to plot here)?" I'd probably have the characters actually do that, and have the movie end before it even starts really. Or, I'd have one of the characters (perhaps a sidekick of some sort?) suggest said obvious solution, and have the main protagonist be like "Nah, that's a terrible idea."

EDIT: VoodooChild, I like your ideas. Well, not so much the Johnny Quest one, but the other two sound rather intriguing.
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I'm sure you have.

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myne would be the fat dude cartman from southpark kicking your a*ss Phillitalian for having too many f*cking words in the thinger poster therer


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why are metal musicians prone to fatness?
Cause there music is heavy.


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#16
It would be a super hero movie. But not the ones where the hero would win. The hero would get his ass kicked then be thrust into darkness. It wouldnt be happy.
#17
It would be about Alfred mysteriously leaving Bruce Wayne.


Here's a teaser:

It begins with a woman kneeling in front of Batman. She is cleaning his utility belt. Batman then complains about her lack of cleaning skills and wishes that Alfred was here instead.

Batman then bursts in anger, "ALFRED! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO LEAVE ME?!?"

He then marches down to the Bat cave and uses his computer to try to find Alfred. Hours pass and he still finds nothing.

"Did you use the search bar?", Robin says with a slight grin on his face.

"FUCK THE SEARCH BAR! GTFO!", replies Batman.

Batman then stands up and tries to attack Robin, but before he could do it his computer screen starts flashing an intense bright light and a man appears on it.

"KEANU REEVES?!?!", yelps both Batman and Robin.

"No, my name is Neo.", says the man on the screen. "Something has set the internet world off balance, and I believe Alfred has something to do with it."

dun dun dunnn....

/teaser
#18
Multiple ideas.

One that I am most interested in is basically a giallo/slasher film with more depth and originality than most films in the genre. It will take place in Jordan, and I intend to explore the links between violence and male sexuality in it. (God that sounds pompous) Instead of having the killer's VOP for the kills, I want the camera to be shooting as the victims would see it. It would also featured an eclectic score by various electronic artists.

I'd also love to make a zombie film here in Brussels. I intend it to have a social-political context, but I need to work on that. I hope to make it smart but also really gory.

Last but not least, I was thinking of making this weird black comedy about people who have these really weird obsessions and get into all these bizarre situations following them... for example, one guy is a necrophilia, the other can only concentrate on something when he is in pain, etc...

I know, they all sound like dumb ideas and will never come into fruition, but screw it.
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#19
I want to do a short based on the Velvet Underground song "The gift"

Another short which will take a road with multiple houses on it and the camera will roll along this street slowly, showing the troubles of the families in each house for a brief moment and they will mesh together. It will be silent but have a shoegazing score over it.

I have loooads of ideas but they are the only 2 I can remember at the moment.
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I want to do a short based on the Velvet Underground song "The gift"


I've considered that myself. We should each do a version and compare.
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A zombie flick with subtle homages to all the greats.


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But that's a hard question to me. I mean, it would have loads of humor in it, but be serious at the same time. Like "Shaun of the Dead", and Kevin Smith films.

In fact, my dream is to make a mini-budget, Smithian film. Ever since I watched the Clerks doc "The Snowball Effect", I have wanted SOOOO bad to make a mini-budget movie. Of any kind.

I would really have to think about this.... I'll answer back later with a complete answer.
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A zombie flick with subtle homages to all the greats.

Amen, brother.
#25
Girl asks detectives to help her find her father, but when they do father and daughter dissapears. They find out they were actually partners in a bank robbery some time before they got their first mission, and now the girl is looking for the third and last partner.
#26
I am actually an aspiring filmmaker.

I've considered a lot of story types.

1. Is the film version of the Stephen King novel "Cell" but alas n00b Eli Roth is directing that.
2. A movie about the aftermath of a nuclear war (not like Jericho)
3. And a bunch of other ideas I don't feel like sharing right now.

The cast would be a bunch of actors who I really think are talented although many people overlook their roles.


My influences as a Director are Danny Boyle and Darren Aronofsky mainly.
#27
A complete psychedelic trip, with subtle undertones of reality.


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#28
Some sort of epic/fantasy, the hero would actually start out weak and evil and well "not" a hero. However he changes and becomes the hero.

Jimmy Page would play the wizard and i'll throw a dragon in there somewhere. Also some Zeppelin and Floyd music to set the mood.

It would be adventurous and sad and happy a little bit of everything with some comedy. Oh and a few topless models....not sure why....
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#29
This isn't my full fledged idea I was talking about earlier, but I like this idea.

A film adaptation of the Alex Rider series, one that was better than the last flop.

I JUST found out about that move today. The Alex Rider series is great. I've been reading it for 4 years now.

And when I found out it flopped, I wished it would have done better.

I want to see the movie, but I would love to make it better.
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#31
horror flick. naturally seem like the funnest movies to make.
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#33
a movie like

while you watch it you think things like:
'I don't get it ?!'
'wtf'
'How did he do that ?!'
'maaan I really don't get it'

and then.. when you saw the super cool expanary (spelling?) ending.
you say things like

'damn !! best movie ever'
'I never toudht that was gonna happen'
'the ending was so cool'


you know what I mean ?


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a movie like

while you watch it you think things like:
'I don't get it ?!'
'wtf'
'How did he do that ?!'
'maaan I really don't get it'

and then.. when you saw the super cool expanary (spelling?) ending.
you say things like

'damn !! best movie ever'
'I never toudht that was gonna happen'
'the ending was so cool'


you know what I mean ?




That would rule.
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#35
Man plays terrible video game, goes insane, becomes a serial killer and kills everyone.

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#36
I'd do Star Wars 7 8 9 yeah thats right I love Star Wars!
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#37
some surreal film, it would be highly influenced by the early work of luis bunuel
it would probably have very little in the way of plot
mostly it would depend on images and sounds
#38
it would involve a pair of 17 year old people, one boy and one girl who go to school and hate each other. the guy is really sporty and is friends with all the cool kids, the girl is cute and clever, always does her work.

they are paired up for some reason and overcome their differences and really like each other.

but then somehow the guy messes up and the girl runs off crying.

but he see's her next time and he says some crappy lines and he says "i love you"

and she just says "shutup and kiss me already"

and the audience will be like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HAPPY ENDINGS ^_^
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it would involve a pair of 17 year old people, one boy and one girl who go to school and hate each other. the guy is really sporty and is friends with all the cool kids, the girl is cute and clever, always does her work.

they are paired up for some reason and overcome their differences and really like each other.

but then somehow the guy messes up and the girl runs off crying.

but he see's her next time and he says some crappy lines and he says "i love you"

and she just says "shutup and kiss me already"

and the audience will be like AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW HAPPY ENDINGS ^_^



Soooo.....You're making every other movie from the 80s?

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