#1
this thread is for sharing epic lies (lies that you have told in the past that snowballed into more lies) and either say if you got into more trouble than you would have or got away with it or the person(s) that you lied to were stupid enough to believe you
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#2
i swear mom. i was just scrathing his belly
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#3
i guess ill start one day when i was a kid i was playing with the fire extinguisher in my garage and my parents found the entire garage was white. So i said it started snowing in the garage then they later found an empty fire extinguisher and approached me so i blaimed it on the dog


i ended up grounded AND i had to clean the garage what a cruel and unusual punishment
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#8
I went to smoke salvia with my (ex) girlfriend and this kid I didn't know too well at the time (now, he's one of my best buds) Anyway, my parents caught me coming home, after the short salvia high calmed down, and I told them my girlfriend was wasted at a party, and I needed to take her home. It worked, but it almost blew up in my face so many times.
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#9
fact: for over a full year I tricked someone into thinking I was gonna come down to Florida to visit them, and chill, and they ended up falling hopelessly obsessed with me and when I told them I wasn't coming, because my passport was stolen *coughcough*, they went psycho nuts on me and started threatening me. :]


More of my stupid crazy lies later~
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#10
I made 4-chan.

It all started so people could share porn.

It turned worse, much much worse.
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#11
me and my friend, in kindergarten, lied and said that these older kids were beating us up and stuff.


it caused a big old fuss at the school and all the adults were going around asking all the 5th graders if it was them.


and everyone kept asking us who it was and we wouldnt tell them.


so we just said it was these two random kids we didnt even know and they got in all kinds of trouble...


and i feel bad now......
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#12
I don't know if this counts but when me and my girlfriend were still going out a few weeks ago she was working all day and found out my cousin was in town and told me not to drop acid with him cause I already did one other time well anyways while she was at wrok one day my cousin came over wtih some acid so I dropped it with him at like 1 in the afternoon and she gets out at five so I seen her and I was trippin' but she had no idea just thought I was stoned. It kind of ruined the trip.
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#13
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#14
haha ... on spring break there were these girls from libertyville. i met them on the beach and told them my name was daishiki. the next night i was walking back to my hotel from this party and i recognized one person and started talking to them and then like thirty people were like "DAISHIKI! WHAT'S UP, MAN?!" i was like "who are you?" they were like "we've never met, but everyone here knows daishiki" and then they were like "this one girl wants to hook up with you." i ended up not following through though. cause i'm homosexual. and i had to vomit. but that was from all the ********* my homosexual self was having.

i don't know that a lie has ever snowballed in a bad way for me.
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#16
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#17
I have made up numerous lies to people and had people believe me. My most epic would maybe be the blow up doll one until I got pwned because someone found my source pics on Google. My best in person would be my driver's license exam. Everyone knew I was taking it that day. I go and take it, passing easily. However, my friends hear a different story. I had everyone convinced for a week I pulled out of the exam station, got to the red light 100m from the parking lot, and rear ended the car in front of me. I had driven for several days until people caught on. On here it doesn't sound epic but in person I pwned a lot of people. I can convince anyone into anything. Sometimes it works, other times it doesn't. I bought cigarettes (I'm only 16, U.S. age is 18) before by saying when asked for I.D., "I have gym shorts on, it's in the car." And my lengthly epic plan to buy them last night failed. Anyways, I walk into the store. I grab a Vault, set it on the counter, and when the lady asks "Is that all?" I said, "No give me a pack of Marlboro Smooths." She asks for my age, I tell her I'm 18, and then she asks for I.D. I frantically search my pockets, look up at her, and say "It's in my truck." I proceed to walk out there, act like I'm looking around, and come back in a few minutes later. I am acting shocked/worried that I cannot find it. I tell her "I was playing basketball down at the lake, and I think I lost it there." We get into a brief discussion about she hopes I can find my wallet. She then apologizes several times how she is sorry I "lost" it and that she can't sell me the cigarettes. I then went to my buddy's house and got drunk.
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