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A relative of mine has two Porsches, a Carerra S, and a Boxster convertible, which I could probably get from them at a reduced price. However, I have heard some people say that Porsches are feminine cars, and I'm wondering if they are, and if so, why the hell is such a powerful car considered feminine?
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all the girls i know worship them and are in love with any person that has one. also my uncle has a carerra
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hey... as long as you're faster... who gives a ****?

and, for the record, no, they're not
#5
not at all, porsches are incredible and extremely masculine if not for their rediculousness in performance alone. There's no comparison between a BMW and a Porsche. Porsche dominates. just to give you an idea
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No.
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The boxster is a chick car. The 911 and Carrerra GT are NOT. They are way sick. Get a turbo if you can.

Boxsters are gay.
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Carrerra S is the least you can go for. 911 GT3 IMO is th ebest. but Turbo isn't bad either.
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Turbo's are super nice, but they have no leg room in the back seat so if you think you're going to need that extra row of seats, don't get one.
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If its an automatic yes, especially if its a boxster automatic, or if the 911 (Carrera) is an automatic convertible. Automatic sportscar=gayyyy, convertible 911=gay

But if its a manual go for it. Even though the original Boxster isn't that fast anymore (excluding the S model) its a great car to drive. I doubt you have driven anything that handles better or provides a purer driving experience.
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If its an automatic yes, especially if its a boxster automatic, or if the 911 (Carrera) is an automatic convertible. Automatic sportscar=gayyyy, convertible 911=gay

But if its a manual go for it. Even though the original Boxster isn't that fast anymore (excluding the S model) its a great car to drive. I doubt you have driven anything that handles better or provides a purer driving experience.

my uncle's german engineered volkswagon jetta out-handles everything. seriously, 90 feels like 65 in that thing. then again, he used to drive ambulances so he's a very well-trained driver.
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my uncle's german engineered volkswagon jetta out-handles everything. seriously, 90 feels like 65 in that thing. then again, he used to drive ambulances so he's a very well-trained driver.


90 feeling like 65 doesn't have anything to do with handling (well not a lot) it has more to do with the smoothness of the drive train and the interior sound deadening. You get the feeling you're not going very fast until you look at your speedo. Most luxury cars are like that.

Doesn't German engineered Volkswagen seem redundant? haha
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Hell no. Dr. Cox from scrubs drives a porsche....and he is bad-ass, so its not a chick car.
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90 feeling like 65 doesn't have anything to do with handling (well not a lot) it has more to do with the smoothness of the drive train and the interior sound deadening. You get the feeling you're not going very fast until you look at your speedo. Most luxury cars are like that.

Doesn't German engineered Volkswagen seem redundant? haha

I was thinking that after I posted it. What I mean is the car was made in a German plant and not an American one. There actually is a difference between the two.
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Is anyone says anything about it, race them. They will see who the chick is now.
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Is anyone says anything about it, race them. They will see who the chick is now.

Yeah, bet your package, then whoever loses gets sex change!
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#26
The only thing that could possibly make a Porsche a "girl car" is if you got so much ass in it that it actually started to smell like a vagina.

This is a real possibility.
#27
Not even, Boxsters maybe, but the others definitely not.
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#29
What is it the 911 turbo? that has a twin turbo engine with a manual in all cars...that doesn't scream chick car too me so..

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Cayennes kick ****.
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Porsche is the most legendary "penis compensation" car. However, if you get one some people might automatically assume "Oh, he has a small penis, he drives a Porsche".
Is it a bad thing if one of your testicles is larger then the other two?
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#34
Nah.
Everytime I see one I think "oooh nice car....where's the rich male driver?" They're chick magnets not chick cars.
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Porsche is the most legendary "penis compensation" car. However, if you get one some people might automatically assume "Oh, he has a small penis, he drives a Porsche".


I think lifted trucks beat it on that one.

I sat in a Carrera GT and watched one do some stupid crap around a track and OMG the sound it makes is amazing.

Porsche Boxters are girly though :p
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I think lifted trucks beat it on that one.

I sat in a Carrera GT and watched one do some stupid crap around a track and OMG the sound it makes is amazing.

Porsche Boxters are girly though :p


No no no, you've got it all wrong; Lifted trucks are the "I can see down your shirt" vehicles. They are primarily used for glimpses of top boob and for spotting road head in progress.
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#38
Who cares? I would drive a hot pink 911 GT3 that had "I'm a fag" written on the side.
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