#1
What is the first act you would take in office?

I would make Steve Vai's "Liberty" the new National Anthem and make kids in school play along to it every morning.
#2
I would withdraw the troops out of Iraq.
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#3
Legalize Marijuana
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#5
If I were to become President...of the World????


My first act as World Leader would be to make North Korea and South Korea hug.
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My first act would be to dismantle the state, and move a whole bunch of homeless folks into the White House.
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#8
1.) Withdrawl troops from Iraq
2.) Legalize Marijuana
3.) Charge Bush, and his administration with various war crimes, embezzlement (Cheney), collusion of truth, and treason
4.) Increase funding to the arts, particularly to the art departments in schools
5.) Overhaul the school system
6.) Pass a equal 10% tax bill... everyone, regardless of income (with the exception of those below the poverty level) pays a 10% tax: Teachers, doctors, office workers, CEO... all 10%
#9
Order someone to get me a taco.


heh heh... Tacos rule.

anyone who gets that reference, you're awesome.
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#11
1) Legalize dugs
2) Change drinking age back to 18
4) Get a blowjob from a secretary
3) Quit
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#12
President of the World?

1) Beat the US government.
2) Beat the US government again.
3) Force the US out of the Middle East.
4) Make everyone in the Middle East and America hug each other. Every person must hug every person in the other country. It would take years.
5) Redistribute the world treasury to poor people/nation's.
6) Use the US army to destroy all rebel and government armies that are commiting genocide.
7) Rebuild shattered countries.
8) Order tacoes.
#13
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President of the World?

1) Beat the US government.
2) Beat the US government again.
3) Force the US out of the Middle East.
4) Make everyone in the Middle East and America hug each other. Every person must hug every person in the other country. It would take years.
5) Redistribute the world treasury to poor people/nation's.
6) Use the US army to destroy all rebel and government armies that are commiting genocide.
7) Rebuild shattered countries.
8) Order tacoes.



Hey. Wanna become co-President of the World with me?
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

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#14
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Order someone to get me a taco.


heh heh... Tacos rule.

anyone who gets that reference, you're awesome.

Shut up Beavis...
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6.) Pass a equal 10% tax bill... everyone, regardless of income (with the exception of those below the poverty level) pays a 10% tax: Teachers, doctors, office workers, CEO... all 10%


That's not equality then...

I would change the rules so I could be president till I died. I would then go on vacation forever.
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#17
I would impose marshal law to keep myself in power for life. I would also beat down any opposition by spying on them. Hey, the President can do these things now.
#18
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What is the first act you would take in office?

I would make Steve Vai's "Liberty" the new National Anthem and make kids in school play along to it every morning.


lol.

I don't think you could actually change the national anthem as president.

But I would try and actually fix ****.

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#21
Free health care, withdraw toops from Iraq, reform our immigration policies(make it easier for workers to immigrate), and that would be my first day Of course this is useless if I didn't habe support of Congress.

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Free health care, withdraw toops from Iraq, reform our immigration policies(make it easier for workers to immigrate), and that would be my first day Of course this is useless if I didn't habe support of Congress.

You guys are silly, the U.S. wouldn't elect a stoner to office


Sure, only alcoholics, cokeheads and sex addicts. But a stoner? No way.
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#23
I wouldn't take the troops out of Iraq yet. We've lost too many lives to just give up, in my opinion. We've got to help those people now that we've started. There's still people over there that would strap explosives to themselves and suicide bomb any American they'd see for whatever reason they think they're doing it for.

I'd legalize Marijuana.
Make gay marriage legal (This is the land of the FREE, you know.)
I'd actually focus on issues, and pay attention to the countries needs.
I'd want to do something about illegal immigrants, though. If you're gonna come to America, at least be able to speak a language everyone will understand. I hate it when you call for tech support or something, and the person that answers can't even speak English. I'd make the immigration test easier for one thing, though. No one cares about who the freaking head of homeland security is, that doesn't make you more or less a greater american.
Lower prices on almost everything, especially gas, milk, etc, and keep the wages the same as they are now. No one needs to live from paycheck to paycheck in order to survive.
Free healthcare.
Whatever else citizens of America wanted and i thought fit.
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Sure, only alcoholics, cokeheads and sex addicts. But a stoner? No way.

Only Bush, and was probably a stoner too. He didnt saw he was going to lealize weed either
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#27
1. Hire Scarlett Johansson as my secretary

2. rename the secretary post as sexcretary, for obvious reasons.

3. fix up every school in the world.

4. give money to the arts.

5. retire.
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#28
PurplePick i agree with you about 90%

I would withdraw all the troops from the middle east, so no americans die when I nuke it.

i would give illegal immigrants 6 months to leave, then they will be executed.

i would require any TV station whose name contains "music" or is associated with the music industry to....PLAY MUSIC (rap is not music...shh im president)

i would NOT change drinking ages or legalize weed. alcohol is too harmful and kids can get it easily enough anyway...legalizing weed would destroy the work force, too many preppy faggot posers would get their hands on it, and those poor dealers would have to find real jobs.

for the hell of it, i would paint the white house tye-dye.


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#29
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Order someone to get me a taco.


heh heh... Tacos rule.

anyone who gets that reference, you're awesome.


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#30
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Order someone to get me a taco.


heh heh... Tacos rule.

anyone who gets that reference, you're awesome.


I got it. I didn't laugh but I got it.
#31
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What is the first act you would take in office?

I would make Steve Vai's "Liberty" the new National Anthem and make kids in school play along to it every morning.



never heard that song before. is there somewhere i can listen to it legally?
#32
I'd start killing people i didn't like and declare war on uranus.
#33
Hit the button that says "self destruct" in the whitehouse (after of course inviting every pop artist ever for a party at that particular place...)

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#34
Institute the Revolution and build my utopia.

Obviously.
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#35
Police state, then blame the whole of europe for the harsh society and conquer it.
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