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#1
the size of your penis?

i wish mine was a little larger but i guess you just gotta charge that shit to the game...

im pretty bored and i was just wondering if you are happy with what you got
#6
I wish mine was thicker.
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#8
If anything, my penis is a little too big.




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#10
the bigger the better i always say, another few inches couldnt hurt, wait it could very well hurt,,,,
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#11
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If anything, my penis is a little too big.




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#12
i my penis

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#14
I'm actually really happy with my size. At first I thought it was small, and it made me sad, but then I saw that graph in the Sex threads of the average penis size, and mine was just over 6 in, so I guess I'm slightly above average, and I'm only 16 so hopefully I'll keep on growing. I wouldn't want to be over 8 in though, that seems kinda gross...

EDIT: Actually, I think mine might be a little skinny
I wish it was thicker, but I'm fine with the length.
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#15
Wow you must be HELLA bored .

Yeah I think I'm fine with it :P like somebody said, our ego's (Small or Big w.e.) always act on us and say "HEY ****ER, YOU HAVE A VIENNA SAUSAGE DOWN BELOW. " PFFFF **** off.

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#17
no but i've neverseen another mans penis in real life so i dont know if its just me or if it actualy is small so i don't rlly care too much,. i dont use it often anyways i dont have a girlfriend or anythng
edit: oh ya i do have my pillow and soft hand cloth for lubrication but size doesn't matter with it, and even if it does, who cares, it's just a pillow, its not like it has feelings
#18
dude too big is bad haha. ever seen elephantitis pictures?
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#19
The girls laugh real hard at threads like this one.

Unless you're really tiny or really huge, it doesn't make that much difference to a girl. It's much more important how you use it, as well as the truly important things like foreplay and creativity. ...and how you treat a woman. The only person that penis size it all that important to, is the guy himself. And most seem a little disappointed in themselves.
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#20
i like my size, i get compiments all the time,
but you know what they say...
its not hte size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean
BUT!
it takes a hell of a long time to get to england in a row boat
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#21
Hmm, I think im about 6 inches, but I could do with a bit more girth.
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#22
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i like my size, i get compiments all the time,
but you know what they say...
its not hte size of the ship, its the motion of the ocean
BUT!
it takes a hell of a long time to get to england in a row boat

Not if your row boat is full of hyper speed fast swimming CRABS!!!
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#23
do those dumb suction cup things actually work? like austin powers has? seems kind dumb AND i would imagine it would hurt.... alot
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#24
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do those dumb suction cup things actually work? like austin powers has? seems kind dumb AND i would imagine it would hurt.... alot

you have a small penis
#25
not really

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Not if your row boat is full of hyper speed fast swimming CRABS!!!



Crabs has never helped get the boat moving...
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#27
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haha seirously tho. your penis would be like a balloon!
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#28
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Crabs has never helped get the boat moving...

have you tried rubbing mayonaise through your pubic hair whilst drinking an ammonia based cleaning solution?
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people here are idiot.
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#29
it would be awesome to have a glorious, epic porn star penis.
i would probably walk around with a boner all the time.
completely naked from the waist down.
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#32
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it would be awesome to have a glorious, epic porn star penis.
i would probably walk around with a boner all the time.
completely naked from the waist down.

I don't know wheter to be disturbed or turned on by that post after reading your sig...
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#34
I'm good.

Wouldn't mind it being bigger though.

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#36
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kiefermatots is like 8inches....

im good with that

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#37
I'm ok with my size. I wouldn't mind a little bit more, for her pleasure. But she hasn't complained yet so I am pretty happy.
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#38
mine sucks
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#40
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I cant sleep on my stomach at night when i have erections, im only 15 and its like 8 inches.. but meh

Pics or it's not tue.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Errr...I don't honestly know how big mine is, so I can't really comment.

*goes to find ruler* :P
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