i remember a long time ago someone posted an essay written by this kid for school.
it talked about a greek story of a guy falling in love with his mom but he didnt know it was his mom and then he killed his dad for her(i think, this was a long time ago).
i believe there was also some stuff on dr. dre and a baseball player.
its on like 3 or 4 different kinds of paper.

anyways, it its amazingly funny and i want to show it to my friends but i just cant find it anywhere.