#1
What is something you did as a kid that was funny or embarrassing? Please tell.

My funny(now) moment was when I took a rock and started drawing on my parent’s new car Safe to say my dad was pissed Or when I swallowed the hook end of a clothes hanger. My dad had to pull it out of my throat.
#2
my grandma's neighbors used to have a wooden fence that went all the way around their house. When i was about three i decided to count how many pieces of wood it took to make a fence that big. So i took a marker and made x's on each one for some reason, than counted the x's.
#3
theres a thread like 10 threads lower with the exact same title, you dont even need to use the search button just LOOK!?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513912 -.-
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#6
When I was 7 or so I would take a big stick out into my backyard and whack the bushes until they lost all their leaves. I would spend hours at a time outside, doing nothing but hitting bushes taller than me with a stick.

Also, I thought it was fun to shoot a super soaker over the fence (which I couldn't see over), and one day a guy on a tractor yelled over the fence, "If you shoot that thing at me one more time I'll jump over this fence so fast your head will spin." I was scared shi tless...

EDIT: Almost forgot this one. I used to run around my house buck naked with a cape made out of a blanket pretending I was superman until one day I slipped and cut my knee open on the metal strip that was on the edge of the rug in my living room. I haven't done it since.
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#7
The other threads are for people lying about having sex at the age of ten.
#8
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theres a thread like 10 threads lower with the exact same title, you dont even need to use the search button just LOOK!?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=513912 -.-


LMAO he's just asking for funny things you did as a kid not the horny things you did as a kid, idiot.

Well to stay on topic I used to think I was a power ranger and when my grandma used to take me to the bank I would sneak out of the line and starting doing karate moves and poses pretending like I was fighting aliens. They tease me about it every once in a while.
#9
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When I was 7 or so I would take a big stick out into my backyard and whack the bushes until they lost all their leaves. I would spend hours at a time outside, doing nothing but hitting bushes taller than me with a stick.

Also, I thought it was fun to shoot a super soaker over the fence (which I couldn't see over), and one day a guy on a tractor yelled over the fence, "If you shoot that thing at me one more time I'll jump over this fence so fast your head will spin." I was scared shi tless...


haha that reminds me of the time I got a super soaker once and walked over near the highway as a kid and tried spraying cars... there was a kid next to me and when I finally got one, she turned around and the kid ran away while I just stood there for some reason.. she then drove by yelling "DONT THROW WATER AT PEOPLE!".. lulz
#10
In Elementary school, I got expelled. Why? Because I used to chase all the girls around with my penis at recess every day. Top that.
#11
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In Elementary school, I got expelled. Why? Because I used to chase all the girls around with my penis at recess every day. Top that.


I really dont think anyone can...
#13
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What is something you did as a kid that was funny or embarrassing? Please tell.

My funny(now) moment was when I took a rock and started drawing on my parent’s new car Safe to say my dad was pissed Or when I swallowed the hook end of a clothes hanger. My dad had to pull it out of my throat.


What the ****?

Why???
#14
as of recently, my mom discovered my 1st grade journal (that we made in school).

In there, in huge, sloppily written in black crayon, it says "My favorite insect is a ladybug."


MY MOM REMINDS ME EVERY DAY.
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#15
me and my friends use to hit bushes with tennis rackets to make the bees come out, then we'd hit the bees.
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i often have urges to throw things at walls. and kick toddlers. i'm pretty sure that without the moral/legal/ethical ramifications, kicking a toddler like a football would be the most entertaining thing in the world.


#16
Not my childhood mistake.. But certainly some guys off the internet.

<ohm> damn
<ohm> ****
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> ****
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> ****
#17
When I was 2 or 3, I was at the mall and there's a fountain in the middle of this courtyard. So, I pulled down my pants and pissed in the fountain with people all around. Then I fell inside and some guy pulled me out, urine infested water and all.
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When I was 2 or 3, I was at the mall and there's a fountain in the middle of this courtyard. So, I pulled down my pants and pissed in the fountain with people all around. Then I fell inside and some guy pulled me out, urine infested water and all.



I think u win, pissing in a fountain ... IN A MALL

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#20
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I think u win, pissing in a fountain ... IN A MALL


Apparently it was filmed, because it was at the point in my life where my parents would constantly film me. I guess the tape was lost over the years though. I wish I could see it for a good laugh.
#21
Well, living in south Miami as a kid, I asked my mom, audibly, why the black lady across the street looks like a gorilla. I bet my mom was like "oh, **** **** **** ****."
A Seven Nation army couldn't hold me back.
#23
I broke the washing machine, by smashing the glass door thing with a snooker cue

maybe that's why I have a bad habit of smashing glasses
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So I, with a broomstick(Just in case) walk right where they can see me and I said:

"You kids ever taken a broom up the ass?"

The look on their face was priceless, and they ran, and I mean ran like a bat out of hell.
#24
When I was a kid, we were having the house painted .... I decided to help by taking the brush, soaking it in paint and going around my whole house putting a line of paint everywhere. My mom was not impressed.
#25
When i was like 6, i got this power ranger wrist thing, where u pressed the buttons on it, like in the show and how they transofrom into the ragners, and i was so excited about getting it coz i thought it might turn me into a power ranger when i pressed

3 3 1 ENTER!

But it didnt
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#26
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When i was like 6, i got this power ranger wrist thing, where u pressed the buttons on it, like in the show and how they transofrom into the ragners, and i was so excited about getting it coz i thought it might turn me into a power ranger when i pressed

3 3 1 ENTER!

But it didnt


Psh... noob... it's 3313
#27
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Psh... noob... it's 3313


****, i stand defeated, *worships master Peebo*
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