#1
Its her first time having sex, and I wanna make it not so rough as possible. Any tips?
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#3
Don't be rough?
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#11
lots of lube....
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#13
tons of ky jelly *tons* trust me
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#16
Start slow, and only speed up at her request. Ask her what she wants, that always works for me.
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#19
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Date Rape.


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Yeah I'm gonna go with Icy Hot
#20
Rub chili paste on the condom after you put it on, then start f*cking, and see how long you can hold on.
#21
Just do it. Sex is a natural part of the life cycle, it aint gonna be that bad for her. But just incase you're still worried...

If you can fit your two fingers in alright, then your penis won't be that bad.
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#22
girls absolutely go nuts when you bite their nipples similar to how you would eat the well known candy known as nibs. They shreik with joy and usually ejaculate out of their teets. That would be the best way to take it easy on the cum dumpster.
#24
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girls absolutely go nuts when you bite their nipples similar to how you would eat the well known candy known as nibs. They shreik with joy and usually ejaculate out of their teets. That would be the best way to take it easy on the cum dumpster.


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#25
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Rub chili paste on the condom after you put it on, then start f*cking, and see how long you can hold on.


You just reminded me of something.

Take a pepper shaker and put a few shakes in your hand......Then slap her on the
Pussy and then.......watch OUT!!
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#26
Quote by MightyAl
Rub chili paste on the condom after you put it on, then start f*cking, and see how long you can hold on.

omg that made me cringe just thinking about how that would feel on my imaginary vagina
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#29
^^ wow someone has obviously never been with a girl....but seriously, you cant go wrong with most of the suggestions on this page