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#1
Title explains it all.

1. Asian man named 'Hai'
2. Russian woman named Orly (pronounced 'orally', owned.
3. Gay (admitted) guy in my school whose BIRTH NAME is 'Ram'
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#2
I know a kid named Stefan Weiner. As in "stuffin' weiner." No joke.
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#3
i know of a kid named Swikar. pronouned like sweet car. dont know his nationality...
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#4
I know a chinese guy names Si Men Swa Low.
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#6
An asian girl named Mae (pronounced my) Wang.
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#7
I know a guy named Richard Head (Dick Head)
and I met a guy whose name was Richard Shover (he donated a bench to a city nearby and they put his name as Dick Shover)
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#8
I knew a guy called Piet Uytdebroek which is translated as Dick Outofthepants xD
#9
Quote by Necrolust
I know a chinese guy names Si Men Swa Low.

Yea, that's complete BS.

Chinese names have 3 words max. And Swa isn't a chinese pronounciation. Yes, I am a lulzkiller.
#10
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I know a kid named Stefan Weiner. As in "stuffin' weiner." No joke.

I thought Stefan was pronounced Steh-FAHN...
#13
There's a teacher at school called Matthew Flinders
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#15
There's a guy at my school named Joe Wang.
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#17
My last name is Deyoe (pronounced Dio). My first name is Vic, so people say Vdeyoe (as in video). My son will be named Ray Deyoe.
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#18
there was this old teacher at my school named Hairy Dick....not kidding
#19
To anyone who post anything related to Wang, it's a long "a", ie: Wahng.

/more lulzkilling
#21
I win this thread.

Daniel Cook > Harry Dick

It's just like this kid!
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#23
I had a teacher who played in a metal band named Will Ferrell. I had just started playing guitar that year and he taught me how to play smells like teen spirit, and how to tune in drop D.

I also know a kid named Jeremy Dykes, and my bassist's name is Austin Lasher. How bad ass is that?
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#24
Quote by poopt
Yea, that's complete BS.

Chinese names have 3 words max. And Swa isn't a chinese pronounciation. Yes, I am a lulzkiller.


That was a joke
I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed.
#25
I know a guy called Wayne Kerr. No joke
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#26
My Dad actually knows someone called Richard Older.
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#27
Quote by Necrolust
That was a joke

uh...lulzkiller? hello? throw me a bone here.
#28
Quote by poopt
uh...lulzkiller? hello? throw me a bone here.


You're not funny, stop trying to get attention, you were adopted, you're fat and you can't read good!

On UG there is someone (RHCP94) whose name is Tyler Simon, and my name is Simon Tyler


CREEPY!
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#29
One of my best friends is half Chinese, his name's Chris Jiheung Wong, his dad's called King Wong (yes, yes, King Kong). Some girl in the year above me called Sasha Dick and her big brother Ryan Dick. I know a guy whose surname is 'Balchin' pronounced 'ball-chin.' That's about me.
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#30
Quote by sebastian_96
You're not funny, stop trying to get attention, you were adopted, you're fat and you can't read good!

at least i'm not impotent.
#34
I know a priest whos called Dick Brown.

So in the phone book it says Brown, Dick. Poor fella'....

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#35
While the pronunciation isn't at all funny, i know a few people whose surname is Cockburn.
#36
i know this kid, whose first name is Legend. The sad thing is, he is far from a legend. Also at my school a Harris Mandic, Bill Wang, Wingman something and a kid Erik-James Uttyrhooven-Spark. really unsure of spelling on the last one though
#38
Quote by Human Contact
1. Asian man named 'Hai'
Heheh... I worked for a Vietnamese pharmacist called Hai for 3 years. His surname was Tran, and his wife was called Trin.

So when my mum went to the pharmacy and they were both working there she'd go "Hi Hai and Trin Tran"

I didn't have a signature until now.
#39
I know someone called joe keen. I think it sounds like joking.

Oh I'm not lying.
#40
There's a guy called "Inge Snygg" here which can be translated into "Not handsome".
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