#1
i have two hours to persuade him he isnt ****, and to persuade him to consider becomeing my rhythm guitarist.
#2
poon.

tell him he'll get lots and lots of poon.

or rub icey hot on his face.
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#3
what songs (preferbly power chords) would be good to show hi? they need to be quick and easy, but satisfying. iv'e had 2 bands say theyd lt my band be support for them when it gets together, and i dont want to waste it.

and to be honest, this guy is the only guitarist i know that i feel cmfortable playing with.
#4
Do a barrel roll.
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#5
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poon.

tell him he'll get lots and lots of poon.

or rub icey hot on his face.


i like your style
#6
Tell him that he's not ****, and that he's the only person you feel comfortable with.

Like you said
#8
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Tell him that he's not ****, and that he's the only person you feel comfortable with.

Like you said


thank you louisio, first sencible suggestion. I mean, we're good friends. I spet two hours helping him paint his room 2day.
#9
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Tell him that he's the only person you feel comfortable with.


"Oh George, I don't know how to put this. I just feel so... comfortable when I'm with you..."

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#10
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i like your style


thank you, sweetheart
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#11
buttsecks?

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#13
point a gun at him and be all OI TWAT PLAY THE MOTHER FAWKING GUITAR OR I SWEAR TO GOD DUDE, also you could just be strait with him and say he isnt **** and hes the only person you want as a rythmn guitarist lulz?
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#14
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what songs (preferbly power chords) would be good to show hi? they need to be quick and easy, but satisfying. iv'e had 2 bands say theyd lt my band be support for them when it gets together, and i dont want to waste it.

and to be honest, this guy is the only guitarist i know that i feel cmfortable playing with.

tell him that?
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what songs (preferbly power chords) would be good to show hi? they need to be quick and easy, but satisfying. iv'e had 2 bands say theyd lt my band be support for them when it gets together, and i dont want to waste it.

and to be honest, this guy is the only guitarist i know that i feel cmfortable playing with.


AC/DC.

Lots of AC/DC.
#16
There was something about this in a guitar mag I read once... get him playing songs he likes(simplify the harder ones if possible) and help him nail something hes struggling with... make him smile when he plays then he shall see the light.... hopefully :P
#17
Have him learn really easy but cool sounding songs to build his confidence?

"Smoke on the water - Because it makes you feel like a guitar hero"
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Have him learn really easy but cool sounding songs to build his confidence?

"Smoke on the water - Because it makes you feel like a guitar hero"


very good suggestion. i was thinking of nirvana's in bloom. Easy to play, and sounds great with loud guitar.

ironicly, he taught me to play smoke on the water lol.
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poon.

tell him he'll get lots and lots of poon.

or rub icey hot on his face.


+1
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#21
Freebird.

Stairway.

*runs*
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