#1
This is sort of a laugh! but what compariosons can you make between a guitar and a women! and jokes

heres mine!

1. They cry and squeal
2. they have the same shape body ect of basic guitars! (not flying v or anything)
3. You love the g string just as much as them! ( cause it goes out of tune alot)
4. you hate them and lve them!
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#4
You've always got at least one hand around their neck.
Gear:
Gibson Les Paul Custom
Epiphone EDS-1275
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#6
Quote by JC13
Too bad you can only control the volume on one of them


It was a joke.

Mmm, I guess they can both be played. (Lame )


The first part =

2nd part, not so much, but
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#8
They cost a lot. (take that whichever way you want lol)
If you break them you get upset.
There are different qualities....Squires equate to Librarians (boring) whereas Gibsons n ESP's etc equate to Hookers (fun but expensive) and Shecters equate to Jodie Marsh...Somehow. lol i havent really thought that far ahead.
#10
Quote by JC13
Too bad you can only control the volume on one of them


It was a joke.

Mmm, I guess they can both be played. (Lame )

you don't exactly want to control the volume on a guitar

/irony
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#12
They both make noise when I plug in.
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#14
When you touch their body they get all dirty.
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#16
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Guitars don't cheat and lie.


I wish
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#17
you can have multiple guitars without the others caring.


with girls, you run into trouble with that.
#18
the bass is like a woman.....its big and heavy and likes to be slapped

the acoustic guitar is very much like a woman......its even got a hole....
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#19
You turn parts of them for a better pitch.

God I'm such an ass.
Military use of children?

Infantry.
#20
They've both got a place to stick your cord in.
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