#2
Haha, sort of vague humour there... I wonder how many people will understand?
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#3
I'm guessing for some reason, the TS imagines aciphex is pronounced "ass-phux", or misread rabeprazole as RAPErazole.
#4
ass effects?
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#5
Quote by MightyAl
I'm guessing for some reason, the TS imagines aciphex is pronounced "ass-phux", or misread rabeprazole as RAPErazole.


You fail, on the commercial they say Ass Effects, and I'm not kidding.
#6
Quote by Habit Zero
You fail, on the commercial they say Ass Effects, and I'm not kidding.


Ah, I thought you meant something different....
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#8
Quote by roythereaper
Ah, I thought you meant something different....



What did you think I meant?
#9
And it's for heartburn...

I didn't know asses caused heartburn...
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#11
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What did you think I meant?


Ass-Fecks, "feck" or whatever spelling is some slang word and I'm pretty sure it means to masturbate... Although I may be completely wrong.
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#12
Nads is funnier.
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#13
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Nads is funnier.



Lies about it being funnier, but truth about it being funny.

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#14
Quote by Habit Zero
You fail, on the commercial they say Ass Effects, and I'm not kidding.

No, on the commercial, they say "aciphex", because that's how it's pronounced.
If you can't tell the difference, then you phail.
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#15
Quote by MightyAl
No, on the commercial, they say "aciphex", because that's how it's pronounced.
If you can't tell the difference, then you phail.
Good day to you, sir.


Obviously they're saying Aciphex, but guess what, read and reed sound the same, so do Ass Effects and Aciphex.
#16
Quote by Habit Zero
Obviously they're saying Aciphex, but guess what, read and reed sound the same, so do Ass Effects and Aciphex.

No, they don't. "Effects" has a 't' in it, which is pronounced. "Phex" does not, and is a different sound.
If, however, the voice on th advert has poor diction, it is him/her that phails.
#17
Quote by MightyAl
No, they don't. "Effects" has a 't' in it, which is pronounced. "Phex" does not, and is a different sound.
If, however, the voice on th advert has poor diction, it is him/her that phails.



I assume then that you haven't seen the commercial? Someone should put it on YouTube.