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#1
Alright guys, do you say sick and disgusting(aka FUNNY) stuff infront of girls? i wasted about 10 minutes making McDonalds metaphors to a girl once...

me: hey sierra, guess what?
her:what?
me:ive gota big mac and i come with a special sauce.

me: hey, im a happy meal and yes...i DO come with a toy heh heh heh
her: jesus Andy! *starts Lauphing*

Me:i saw a picture of a chicken finger that looked like a dick on Ebay, you know what id do if i baught it?
her: what...
Me: put just a wee bit of ranch sauce just on the tip...
her: *lauphs hysterically, sighs and punches me in the arm*

and off McDonalds topic...

me:ive got an F and a C and ive got a K too, all i need now is a girl like U!
Her:*smiles slightly, shakes her head and walks away*


so whats some sick stuff u guys have said?
#2
I make suicide jokes and horror movies references such as disembowelment..... LMAO, everyone thinks im insane when I say it to this chick, who I like, but she loves it for some reason.
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#7
i threaten to kill them.


Edit: You Really like to make sexual jokes about food.


do you ****k food?
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#10
I'm way too shy and self concious to say anything like that...ever..
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#12
my personal favorite, "Hey baby, ever had a fat man in an overcoat **** on your chest?"
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#13
I explained to a female friend of mine that I would let Megan Fox "touch my allspark". Her response was "Ok, just try not to put it in her chest."
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I explained to a female friend of mine that I would let Megan Fox "touch my allspark". Her response was "Ok, just try not to put it in her chest."

Lol.
#18
i just use the "Ill show you ...." innuendo...in your endo
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my personal favorite, "Hey baby, ever had a fat man in an overcoat **** on your chest?"


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But yeah, nothing really. I don't really like joking around with sex... (especially teh butts3cks)
#20
Those mcdonald things were seriously pathetic

any girl that laughed or smiled probably felt sympathy for you...seriously
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#21
you're the most immature person I know to date. Honestly and you cannot spell.
#22
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
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I explained to a female friend of mine that I would let Megan Fox "touch my allspark". Her response was "Ok, just try not to put it in her chest."


#28
I don't talk to chicks like that, but if me and my friend are chilling in a public place we usually talk perverted golf. Balls, shafts, holes, grip... you get the idea.
#29
me: you know what happens when 15 guys rape one baby?
her: no...
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#30
well those mcdonalds things where nothing me it was like:

me: wanna see my ass?
her: no!
me: well here it is!!! *and i show it*


me:wanna se my pubic hair?
her: *shakes head*
me: well here it is!!*and i show it*

me: i wish i had u in my bed naked and me licking ur pussy
her:OMG!!! *and she laughs*

me: kiss another girl as pretty as u and start touching ur oobs and then do me a blow job
her *laughs*


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#31
My ****, Your Poon ... They should meet!
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#32
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OMG pengiun man i loled!! seriously
lol!



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#33
Depends on the girl. I'm not one to make disgusting jokes often, but I'm amused by "That's what she said jokes". And if the situation is right, sometimes I cannot help myself and I don't care who is around..."That's what she said" jokes are hard to come by, and sometimes the right moments can be GOLD!
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I don't do that type of thing, but I know a guy who walks up to girls, pokes them in the stomach, and yells "your fetus just got aborted!"
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#35
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I explained to a female friend of mine that I would let Megan Fox "touch my allspark". Her response was "Ok, just try not to put it in her chest."


That was one of the geekiest yet most hilarious comments I have ever heard.


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#36
I'm not a fan of the innuendo's.

But i AM a fan of "I think your boyfriend really takes you for granted, when was the last time he told you your eyes look like space crystalssss??"

Failproof.
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Me:i saw a picture of a chicken finger that looked like a dick on Ebay, you know what id do if i baught it?
her: what...
Me: put just a wee bit of ranch sauce just on the tip...
her: *lauphs hysterically, sighs and punches me in the arm*

Wow....
#38
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Depends on the girl. I'm not one to make disgusting jokes often, but I'm amused by "That's what she said jokes". And if the situation is right, sometimes I cannot help myself and I don't care who is around..."That's what she said" jokes are hard to come by, and sometimes the right moments can be GOLD!


Indeed. Sometimes, they're just perfect. Example: "How did it get so big?" "That's what she said!"

I'm like Michael from The Office when it comes to "That's what she said!" I have trouble not doing it.
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#39
I just do the usual 'thats what she said' and quiet snickers at things that could be taken the wrong way, but lately my girlfriend has been beating me to it. It's kind of scary, really.
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