Stupid things you HAVE done and dont your parents to know(but they FOUND out anyway)

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Stupid things you HAVE done and dont your parents to know (but they FOUND out anyway)

For example... I drank vodka and some other stuff one day... only to find myself COVERED in some kind of rash. Which my mother pointed out before I noticed. Needless to say she FOUND OUt my little secret....

Last year my mother took my phone away,but it had some PRIVATE messages in there. To save myself from lots of shame I waited till 3 in the morning , then I crawled into my parents pitch DARK bedroom and TRIED looking for my phone. Suddenly I heard my step-dad wake up ....I quickly hid behind a pile of TINY pillows. But He had already seen me ( - _- ) ....... They both looked at me and screamed............

I knew i was ****ed.. it was a freaking "suicide" mission , done in the middle of the NIGHT!


share your stories!
Last edited by petrina_678 at Aug 6, 2007,
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Once, me and some buddies took a can of spray axe, sprayed it on his bare back in the shape of a S, turned off the lights, and then lit it on fire. Put the vid on the internet, if ya wanna see it, pm me about it.
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#5
lol nice storey 2nd made me laugh suicide mission

any stories from me

looked at porn when i was in year 2
had that little internet exploering thing saying internext explorer 11
dad walked up the stairs comming into the room as he did everynight got down to the last 2
he walked in it was hardcore porn as i remember.
but i wasnt actually looking for porn because i didnt know what it was i got a site mixed up and yeah funny as they gave me a net nanny for the next 3 years
but now i have learnt and i outsmart my mum
#6
One time, we had this huge party, i was 15, it was a family thing, uncles n aunt were gettin wasted everywhere..

They left the leftover booze around, sometime during the week i had decided to have myself a little sumthin sumthin, and i didnt realize they had marked the bottles with black markers to show how much was left. so yea, snap..
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#7
me and my buds set a statue alight accidentally, in front of my parents. needless to say, we all danced around the flames and sacrificed a young-un to the pagan gods.
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Quote by xtopher_aaron
i didnt realize they had marked the bottles with black markers to show how much was left. so yea, snap..


oh man that blows! you just gotta check the bottle first and then replace it with water.


My mind is going. I can feel it.
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Quote by petrina_678
Stupid things you HAVE done and dont your parents to know (but they FOUND out anyway)

For example... I drank vodka and some other stuff one day... only to find myself COVERED in some kind of rash. Which my mother pointed out before I noticed. Needless to say she FOUND OUt my little secret....



Are you trying to say that vodka gave you a rash?
#10
Quote by Scooch
Are you trying to say that vodka gave you a rash?



i think it was the other stuff. And i think the other stuff was poison ivy...
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My drummer and I decided to sneak my parents fourwheelers on the other side of their property so we could joust with pool noodles.


Dad caught us and the fun ended...
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Quote by RockFreak000
Coming to this thread.



I dislike people like you, stop trying to ruin peoples fun.


And Im so damn sneaky my parents havent cought me doing anything. oh yeah.
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I snuck out with my friends at like 2 in the morning to find a place to smoke pot and we whent to my highschool which is right next to my house. So we get this bright idea to go into the football field. So my friend, the idiot that he is, runs down the METAL BLEECHERS while wearing boots. Needless to say someone heard it and called the cops. And soon enough we were being escorted back to my house. It sucked i had to go upstairs and wake my mom up and take her to the cop. I was stuck in my house for 2 months. But it wasnt that bad, i never whent out anyway and i still had internet and guitar and could still play games. Still a ****ty experience
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Quote by petrina_678


Last year my mother took my phone away,but it had some PRIVATE messages in there. To save myself from lots of shame I waited till 3 in the morning , then I crawled into my parents pitch DARK bedroom and TRIED looking for my phone. Suddenly I heard my step-dad wake up ....I quickly hid behind a pile of TINY pillows. But He had already seen me ( - _- ) ....... They both looked at me and screamed............

I knew i was ****ed.. it was a freaking "suicide" mission , done in the middle of the NIGHT!


share your stories!

You can check and delete cell phone voice mails from any phone...actually same goes with most any voicemail system. You usually hit pound # or star * to log in.
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Having gasoline in my room for making fires. My mom was pretty pissed.

Also the time I just came home from playing with gasoline and a hackysack. I know there are special hacky sacks that are meant to be lit on fire, be we didn't have one so we just covered it in gas and lit it. That wasn't the bad part though. We got bored and decided to soak the ground with gasoline so that when the flaming hack fell, it ignited, meaning we were really playing to not get burnt. It was the splashing around in gasoline that made us stink like it and I got in ****.

That's all I can think of right now.
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BTW do not say n-i-g-g-e-r. I know some one who said lets go buy some snickers and some black guy punched him in the face.
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Quote by deadskinmask
Having gasoline in my room for making fires. My mom was pretty pissed.

Also the time I just came home from playing with gasoline and a hackysack. I know there are special hacky sacks that are meant to be lit on fire, be we didn't have one so we just covered it in gas and lit it. That wasn't the bad part though. We got bored and decided to soak the ground with gasoline so that when the flaming hack fell, it ignited, meaning we were really playing to not get burnt. It was the splashing around in gasoline that made us stink like it and I got in ****.

That's all I can think of right now.

You deserve a darwin award.
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once i was late for work and my job is scissor evaluation, and i had this SuperShear 3000 in my hand, taking it to be evaluated, and i started running!
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one time some friends and I decided it would be fun to go out and throw water bombs at random people just after I got my licence, and some **** rang up the cops and you can guess what happened next haha.
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Quote by denizenz
You deserve a darwin award.


I know, it's not something I'm particularly proud of....
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BTW do not say n-i-g-g-e-r. I know some one who said lets go buy some snickers and some black guy punched him in the face.
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Quote by WyldeGibsonPlyr
Racked up around $400 in porn.


Money well spent!
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Got drunk, arrested, then my mom found out through a really stupid way...

Quote by WyldeGibsonPlyr
Trust me, its a lot better.


How...? Does the fact that you own a porno make you hornier?
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Quote by Kensai
How...? Does the fact that you own a porno make you hornier?


Well, for one thing, its a lot longer. Full movies, full clips, and many scenes. Now, you may have a way of getting full movies for free somewhere over the 'net, but most just do the 'clip thing, which is somewhat of a downer.

Plus, you know, keeps your computer clean.

I dont know, this is a pretty lame conversation.
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Quote by WyldeGibsonPlyr
Well, for one thing, its a lot longer. Full movies, full clips, and many scenes. Now, you may have a way of getting full movies for free somewhere over the 'net, but most just do the 'clip thing, which is somewhat of a downer.

Plus, you know, keeps your computer clean.

I dont know, this is a pretty lame conversation.


Nah I can just download the whole DVD and get all that. Not that I mind the clip thing. It's not like I feel empty without the extra stuff

And it feels like I'm the only who hasn't gotten a virus from porn.
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#30
Ive never gotten a virus from dling porn, and from i know a site with free full movies too. And it really is free. and real full movies.
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Quote by Kensai
And it feels like I'm the only who hasn't gotten a virus from porn.


I haven't either really, possibly some little things that just go away or aren't a bother. I usted to use torrents a lot, so that was nice and easy. If I ever did get something, a lot of the stuff on my computer probably can help me stay protected.

Fuck, I'm making it look as if I'm addicted or something.
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Quote by Kensai
Nah I can just download the whole DVD and get all that. Not that I mind the clip thing. It's not like I feel empty without the extra stuff

And it feels like I'm the only who hasn't gotten a virus from porn.


I just got my first one, two days ago, on the system I bought THREE days ago.


If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools
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Quote by figsandbobo
I just got my first one, two days ago, on the system I bought THREE days ago.




See, this is why I bought it.