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OMFG I was on my couch laying right up close to my dog Hoagy's face (because it pisses her off), and a few times she would adjust her position and then I'd still persist in moving up close to her, but by the 7th time she had enough. She proceeded to turn around, tail up in the air, right next to my face, (especially my nose), and FARTED. It smelled like a ****in' skunk. It was audible too. After a few seconds of trauma, I'm still nauseated.


Well have any of you had any similar experiences? Whats the nastiest thing an animal has done to you? AND I MEAN NASTY!
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sucks to be you.

I've been puked on, it was nasty. I can't remember anything else right now.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA! lol that actually made me properly laugh! my dog always farts but not in my face lol
booo.....


did i scare you???
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If I were you, I'd keep it to myself


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#9
my friend was looking after a dog
it was really old and it tried humping both our legs
we saw its red rocket O_O
#10
One time I was banging my dog in the ass and his balls kept smacking mine and it really hurt! That was a bad day for sure!
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One time I was banging my dog in the ass and his balls kept smacking mine and it really hurt! That was a bad day for sure!



Lmao
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I burst out laughing just from reading the thread title... that's how mature I am


Well, I don't have a dog, but I seem to remember my cat farting near my face once... you know how they walk with their tail up and their bum showing and everything? Well I was watching TV one day and she jumped onto the back of the couch behind my head (she does that a lot, as cats do) and I turned around to find her ass right in my face. This happens a LOT, and like.. she'll wave her tail in my face and I'm like "FGFGJHH!!" and slap her away.
And yeah, one time I think she farted in my face.
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this thread sums up the average age of the members who plow thru the pit.. lol

My thoughts exactly :l
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dare i say you got OWNED

first laugh of the day
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*masturbates furiously*
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Quote by splinter26
this thread sums up the average age of the members who plow thru the pit.. lol


I'm 18 and I'd be straight onto UG or PB to inform everyone that my dog farted in my face if it happened to me...
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dammit my head hurts..i wonder if the Dog Fart was the cause...gr I hope it isnt fatal


lol
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this thread sums up the average age of the members who plow thru the pit.. lol

and maturity level


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and maturity level
Well, that's my previous argument blown to bits then.
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#21
Quote by splinter26
this thread sums up the average age of the members who plow thru the pit.. lol

Quote by Absent Mind
and maturity level

You should all get off your high-horses and smell the fresh air. Or a dog fart. Either or; it's your choice really.
#23
Quote by Z_cup_boy
OMFG I was on my couch laying right up close to my dog Hoagy's face (because it pisses her off), and a few times she would adjust her position and then I'd still persist in moving up close to her, but by the 7th time she had enough. She proceeded to turn around, tail up in the air, right next to my face, (especially my nose), and FARTED. It smelled like a ****in' skunk. It was audible too. After a few seconds of trauma, I'm still nauseated.


Well have any of you had any similar experiences? Whats the nastiest thing an animal has done to you? AND I MEAN NASTY!


OMG!!
#24
Quote by Z_cup_boy
dammit my head hurts..i wonder if the Dog Fart was the cause...gr I hope it isnt fatal


lol



Rub icy hot on it?

But seriously, I think your dog taught you not to tease it
#25
And this warrants a thread?...

wow....
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I'm 18 and I'd be straight onto UG or PB to inform everyone that my dog farted in my face if it happened to me...



and that is why you fail
#28
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I remember once my cat dribbled in my mouth, it was sick


That happend to me too!!
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and that is why you fail


Well fine. I'm sure everyone else on the internets would like to hear about animals farting in my face, so if you don't like it you can suck off a donkey

...But only if I can join you
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#30
I think your dog did it cause you called her "Hoagy".

She pwnt you too...she deserves a 'bone'.
yo.

I BELIEVE
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nice
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