#1
this probably won't take off, but post something funny based off what people tell you in this format: if ___ then ____.

I'll start off.

if virginity is so precious then why can't some of us give it away?

... I couldn't keep a straight face typing that...

continue...
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Jackson dk2m
MIM strat
peavey jsx 2x12 combo
Recording King RDC-26
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#3
If Australia is the land of the free, then how come we can't afford housing anymore?
#4
Quote by waxhead
If Australia is the land of the free, then how come we can't afford housing anymore?


tell me about it
Quote by Nor'Easterbass
alucardmik is actually from the outer rings of jupiter and likes to drink goat milk while rubbing his nipples counterclockwise. so i hear...
#5
If lovemaking extends our species how come I can't do it in a park?
OPTIMUS PRIME
#6
If drink driving is illegal, then why do pubs have car parks?
Quote by LinkManDX
That's it, everybody go home, thread won by [sam].
#7
If size doesnt matter then why did my girlfriend leave me for the guy with the biggest dick in school???
#8
if Darwinism truely exist then how are people like waxhead still alive?
I am not siging you jackass
#9
if all chavs were killed, the world would be a better place


What Goes Up



Must Come Down
#10
If there was no such thing as icyhot, would anyones problems ever be solved in the Pit?