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#4
He's a poser.

Bodacious Bob

Schecter Omen 7 Extreme
Ibanez RGR08LTD BK
Behringer TU-100
EHX Metal Muff
Boss MT-2
GLX EQ-100
Marshall VS15


Quote by tpot06
Bodacious bob wins all.
#5
Good with his fingers ..
Quote by Paul Lambeth
It's like having the best orgasm of your life ever, but in your brain, and the opposite of that.
#7
Quote by trevorjps
ok guys...im a guitarist a lead guitarist... but i wana c what my guitar would say... i think he would say :wow im glad you pour all your talent into my fret board and not a bass:P


I should probably report you, but you're ignorance is clouding my judgement.
#8
"Hey! How Would U Like It If I Bitch Slapped You Back?"
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#9
Quote by Fried Cheese
Just a simple question. If your bass could talk..what would it say about you?


Hey! where's the chicks' and limos'? dang! why couldn't i be Geezer's bass?

actually, i'm sure she is saying, turn off that computer and put those fingers on me.
#11
"He doesn't call, he doesn't phone, he doesn't write..."
And yet, to me, what is this quintessence of dust? Man delights not me: no, nor woman neither... nor women neither.
#12
get your lessons back, youre beginning to suck again.
oh and about you breaking my damn pickguard in half by dropping me on the amp... F*CK YOU-

my bass would hate me............
?!
#13
My J-Bass would say 'I miss you and Lucille and Angie, I don't wanna be at the mod shop any longer...'
And my Stinger would say 'If you play one more Coheed and Cambria song I'm gonna break your ****in' fingers!!!!'

My aocustic guitar would probably say 'Sniff, I've got a cold. Leave me in a freezing tent overnight will you...'

I abuse my instruments psychologically T_T
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I could watch your avatar for hours.
Quote by thewho65
It's official: apparently, the U.K. is a nation of trolls.


ORANGE AMPLIFIERS Endorser and Proud.
#14
Slap Me One More Time And Theres Gonna Be Hell To Pay!!!
#15
Mine would say "wow........you suck"
Guitar:
ESP LTD EC-1000 STBC

Bass:
Fender MIA Black/Maple Jazz 4 String
Ampeg B-40 4x10 Cab
Ampeg SVT3 Pro
#16
Quote by trevorjps
ok guys...im a guitarist a lead guitarist... but i wana c what my guitar would say... i think he would say :wow im glad you pour all your talent into my fret board and not a bass:P




GTFO


My bass would probably say I slap too hard....I just can't think of anything witty right now though
Last.FM

Quote by Applehead
There are some things in life that are universally "good":

Sex, pizza, the smell of fresh washing and slap bass.
#18
Mine would be begging for a new set of strings and a battery and complain about being put back in a gig bag every night. Poor thing never sees daylight.
#21
Pluck me harder.
Quote by Damaged Roses
I don't really understand why basses have 24 frets, I mean, I've never seen a bassist playing more than the 12 fret.


My Gear-
Warwick Double Buck
Epiphone EB0
GK MB 210
Fender Rumble
#22
Ibanez: geez, she gets a sexy new fretless and I spend time looking at the fake fur lining of this damn case..

EBMM FL: Is this woman ever going to learn intonation? And if she plays "Walk on the Wild Side" one more time I am going to scream!

and the Epi wouldn't say anything because sadly, its gotten a lobotomy recently and has no brains to speak of...
#24
"Goddamn it, he's playing me again? Get a ****ing girlfriend, loser. Even I get laid more than you."
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Geekis, you are truly the Ghandi of our time


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Man, I really have to stop sigging you...


My blog:
http://david-hates.blogspot.com/
#25
Quote by Geekis_Khan
"Goddamn it, he's playing me again? Get a ****ing girlfriend, loser. Even I get laid more than you."


dude...your bass owned you
MM Stingray
MIA P Bass
MIM Jazz Bass
GK 700RB-II Head
GK 410SBX Cab
Sansamp 3 Ch. DI
Crybaby Bass Wah
Bass Big Muff
DD3 Delay

MIA Strat
Nashville Tele
Martin 00015M
Hot Rod Deluxe
Big Muff
DS1
Hendrix Crybaby Wah
#28
Ibanez starter - Wow he actually learned something, took him f-ing long enough. Now just adjust my truss rod and give me some new strings and stop playing on the pointy one and play on me.

ESP B-155 - Why in the hell does he never play me?

ESP F-254 - I swear if you don't get me some new strings and learn how to tap me right this relationship is over
#29
Mysterious voice: ya slap it some more, come on punish me im a bad boy.

Bass: Every thing ok in there?

Me: oh ya everythings fine nothing going on

Bass: its not another bass? is it?!
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Just a little "Spanish Sastle Magic"
#32
Quote by benttwig33
dont ever play me naked again.


<.< >.>


I dunno, I always thought that penises and bass guitars just went together.

...maybe I shouldn't have said that. =/
#33
It would probably say nothing as it attempts to take my life time and time again via secret agent killing methods. I like to imagine that me and my bass are in a constant battle for eachothers lives.

Now that I think about it, it would say "Loser." =(
#34
Im gonna lower the action he says, get some nice new strings he says, WELL LISTEN HERE, MISTER, OUR ANNIVERSARY IS COMING UP! MY PARENTS ARE COMING OVER AND YOUR GONNA PRESENT ME LIKE THIS!

it would go on like that for a bit
Quite likes Corrine Bailey Rae's new album Don't hurt me.
Last edited by Oli-The-Strange at Aug 8, 2007,
#35
why won't you put on a new nut, stop slapping me so hard. WAX ME
I shot JR

Oh Canada Our Home and Native Land
#37
"the arsehole never cleans me slaps the **** outta me and is constantly knocking me round by jumping all the time and stop neglecting my B string u nob but at least my neck is straight unlike that blue p bass that other nob owns"

lol i have a tendency to go off and shred it up a bit wit my guitarist
#39
"Dumb bitch."
The will to neither strive nor cry,
The power to feel with others give.
Calm, calm me more; nor let me die
Before I have begun to live.

-Matthew Arnold

Arguments are to be avoided; they are always vulgar and often convincing.
#40
Quote by jazz_rock_feel
I should probably report you, but you're ignorance is clouding my judgement.

Do not let ignorance cloud your mind young padawan
/jedi moment

My bass would probably say, "Why the **** won't he just clean me already? And I could really do with a change of g-string right now, I've had the same one on for months!"
Quote by Bumper
Looks like you had a big bowl of Downs Syndrome for breakfast.



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