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#1
This girl I know WILL NOT STOP PRANK CALLING ME! So, I turn to the Pit for advice on how to get her to stop
Any Ideas?
last.fm
Quote by darkstar2466
*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

Quote by BBW
This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.
#3
Cut the bitch's clit off.

Then rub Icy Hot all over her.

Then do a barrel roll.


Then threaten you'll tell the police; it's harrassment.
Last edited by Vermintide at Aug 8, 2007,
#4
answer the phone "who's your daddy?"
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#7
Keep answering the phone and then hanging up 1 second later.. should waste her money. Otherwise id just suggest ignoring it till she gets bored and stops.
Last edited by Sculptor at Aug 10, 2007,
#8
Quote by Mistress_Ibanez
http://www.soundboards.com/?view=102


The sneaky turn around. When you answer, answer with that...


Thats ****ing Awesome!
last.fm
Quote by darkstar2466
*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

Quote by BBW
This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.
#11
play along with the prank


opk when you pick up go
"FINALLY! Where do i put the body?" in a solid-snake voice
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If we did tune using the 5th fret on the G string it'd be a C. At the moment it goes G B which stands for George Bush. So obviously GB doesn't want you to C the truth! To the conspiracy cave!
#13
Give her number to 4chan.

But be warned, that could ruin her life.
Quote by RHCP94
It's an option for the "Which one of E Daws parents are uglier?" thread.
#16
Quote by E Daws
Give her number to 4chan.

But be warned, that could ruin her life.


she would need to get an attack dog!!
POST FINDER
#18
whats she saying?

"is your refrigerator running?"
"yes"
"well you better go catch it! *giggles*"
"oh ****! it goin out the window!"
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HENDRIX WAS NOT MEANT TO GO WOOBLYWOOBLYWOOBLYWOOBLY!


#19
Fart into the phone but not the earpiece!
^This post was probably sarcastic

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#20
Quote by rocknrollstar
Also, post her number here on UG

I would, but I'd get banned
last.fm
Quote by darkstar2466
*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

Quote by BBW
This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.
#22
get on some shooting game, go to a quiet map with no one around, turn the volume all the way up, answer the phone, start pleading: no, no, please, just put the gun down! then, BOOM! the next time she calls, have your phone off.
-OR-
put the phone right next to your amp at full volume, then start jammin!
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#25
Quote by Vermintide
Will people stop confusing 4chan with /b/ already? Jesus.


Oh because the rest of 4chan has interesting and indepth discussion.
#26
Quote by Vermintide
Will people stop confusing 4chan with /b/ already? Jesus.


Like he wouldn't know what section to post it in.
Quote by RHCP94
It's an option for the "Which one of E Daws parents are uglier?" thread.
#27
Quote by Guitarislife125
Oh because the rest of 4chan has interesting and indepth discussion.

You've clearly never bothered to check, have you?

There's a board on oragami for ****'s sake.
#28
excuse my ignorance but, what is 4chan?
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#29
Quote by Vermintide
You've clearly never bothered to check, have you?

There's a board on oragami for ****'s sake.


Have you seen the oragami board past 2 pages?
#30
Quote by theking182
excuse my ignorance but, what is 4chan?


It's what happens when you touch yourself at night.
#31
i don't get it...
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#32
Turn your phone off? Block the number? Stop whining for attention?
...Bleep Bloop...
#33
Quote by Funkychicken313
Quote by rocknrollstar
Quote by E Daws
Give her number to 4chan.

But be warned, that could ruin her life.

Also, post her number here on UG

I would, but I'd get banned


dude, it would be so worth it, take one for the team
Last edited by insomniac_style at Aug 8, 2007,
#35
ohhh, i get it now!
If man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5,
then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, then the Devil is 6, the Devil is 6,
And if the Devil is 6,

then God is 7, then God is 7, then God is 7
This monkey's gone to heaven.
#36
Quote by GHJ
Turn your phone off? Block the number? Stop whining for attention?

If I turn my phone off, she'll just leave 17 messages, And I don't know hoe to block numbers
last.fm
Quote by darkstar2466
*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

Quote by BBW
This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.
#37
Quote by Funkychicken313
If I turn my phone off, she'll just leave 17 messages, And I don't know hoe to block numbers


call the provider.

you could also threaten her that if she continues with that bullsh*t, you will have a file charge against her because of stalking.
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Never heard of Seinfeld, what kind of music do they play? Assuming they use Kramers, it must be heavy!



SAVE GIBSON

#38
give her number to the jerky boys
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Any bands you're trying to copy/sound like?
#39
Quote by Eruption1991
call the provider.

you could also threaten her that if she continues with that bullsh*t, you will have a file charge against her because of stalking.

Like I didn't already try that, she just laughs
last.fm
Quote by darkstar2466
*head explodes*
You sir, are a god.

Quote by BBW
This song is about Little Red Riding Hood and her trials and tribulations with the Big Bad Wolf. He was a cunt who liked to bother pigs when they relaxed after work in their houses.
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