#4
You have to take it in the mirror without looking at the camera. Noob.
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#7
Black and white aint emo ya tard


if you had some obnoxious highlights and eyeliner, then yes...yes you must die...
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#8
if you are feeling something then yes, cause emo means emotional. duh
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#9
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if you are feeling something then yes, cause emo means emotional. duh


rofl'd
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#10
put on a shirt that says "lik, omg"
and, take the picture in a mirror with a huge flash on the camera, so the flash covers your face and you're pretty much there
#16
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Yes you are emo,

and so was "I Love Lucy"

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#19
umm...no...what you have to do is,

1. wear either a "taking back sunday" or "fall out boy" t-shirt

EDIT: a My Chemical Romance t works as well, as does AFI but i like them so piss off

2. Straighten your hair w/ a flat iron and put it in your face slightly angled to the right
3. wear i-liner
4. look slightly unhappy but more pessimistic
5. huge camera flash and take the picture w/ a mirror

*bam* instant emo
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#22
Quote by bobby_splax
umm...no...what you have to do is,

1. wear either a "taking back sunday" or "fall out boy" t-shirt

EDIT: a My Chemical Romance t works as well, as does AFI but i like them so piss off

2. Straighten your hair w/ a flat iron and put it in your face slightly angled to the right
3. wear i-liner
4. look slightly unhappy but more pessimistic
5. huge camera flash and take the picture w/ a mirror

*bam* instant emo



dont forget to have you mouth slightly open, like if you have been crying a lot and cant breathe thru your nose anymore.
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*unzipppp* "Deal with this, wench."



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Ug Knows 1000% More About Scrotal Sacs Than Real Doctors.
Hm Let Me Investigate. You Has The Painful Scroties? You Has Aids.
Next Plz.
#24
Quote by insomniac_style
so many tips from UGers on how to be emo, makes you think, many some of them are actually closet emos....


oh god...say it aint so...
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*unzipppp* "Deal with this, wench."



Quote by Mazzakazza
Ug Knows 1000% More About Scrotal Sacs Than Real Doctors.
Hm Let Me Investigate. You Has The Painful Scroties? You Has Aids.
Next Plz.
#27
haha
not emo looking, but your pic made me lol
and i noticed the caption under that said "lol black and white picture"

Too qualify as an emo you must:
1. Dress black.
2. Take a picture of you in the mirror, but just look away.
3. Wear those "I Hate People" type shirts.
4. Have a poster of MCR in the background.
5. Show off your piercings. (If any)
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#28
Quote by SuperRitsu
haha
not emo looking, but your pic made me lol
and i noticed the caption under that said "lol black and white picture"

Too qualify as an emo you must:
1. Dress black.
2. Take a picture of you in the mirror, but just look away.
3. Wear those "I Hate People" type shirts.
4. Have a poster of MCR in the background.
5. Show off your piercings. (If any)



but i wear black and have peircings...


OMG
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*unzipppp* "Deal with this, wench."



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Ug Knows 1000% More About Scrotal Sacs Than Real Doctors.
Hm Let Me Investigate. You Has The Painful Scroties? You Has Aids.
Next Plz.
#30
Quote by SuperRitsu
haha
not emo looking, but your pic made me lol
and i noticed the caption under that said "lol black and white picture"

Too qualify as an emo you must:
1. Dress black.
2. Take a picture of you in the mirror, but just look away.
3. Wear those "I Hate People" type shirts.
4. Have a poster of MCR in the background.
5. Show off your piercings. (If any)


you have it all wrong. EMOs are suppose to cut there wrists and write poems about how life sucks and the worlds against them.
?
#31
I made an emo joke.
AM I FUNNY YET?
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#32
I'm getting sick of these threads filled with dumbasses who have no idea what real emo is (PROTIP: Its not MCR or FOB) but make stupid jokes based on false stereotypes of emo in a pathetic attempt to be cool.
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