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Well last night I split my knee cap open in a motorcycle crash...Whoop Di ****ing do!
Splitting your knee cap is as hurts as bad as it sounds, the pain is excruciating. Whats worse is that i am going to the South of France in 5 days so that means i cant party...

So lets talk about all your bumps and bruises that you have acquired through out the years!
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#2
recently, i was getting off a chairlift on a snowboard, and sum noob fell over in front of me, causing me to fall on their snowboard edge and CUT MY LEG OPEN TO THE FRICKIN BONE. I didnt feel it though, cause it cut the nerves and it was cold
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never had a disapointment like that before, but once I had the shits at disneyland. It was pretty brutal.


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#5
My cousin split his knee cap aswell. He was riding on the back of a car when he fell of and landed on his knee. the doctor patched him up, but the idiot decided to take the bandage off early himself. He went down the street a few minutes later and saw that his knee cap was near his ankle. The doctor had to take it out and now he has no knee cap on his right leg.
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I'm pretty sure I'm in worse pain than you right now.

I spent last weekend at a friend's cottage and I pretty much got really, really badly burned. I've got blisters on my shoulders, and extreme burns on my legs and feet. So basically, every time I get up, I have to endure EXTREME physical pain before I can slowly walk my way to the bathroom. And yes, even the walking hurts after the initial get-up. I can barely put my feet flat on the floor without feeling excruciating pain. I have no idea when this will heal, but hopefully soon.
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I'm pretty sure I'm in worse pain than you right now.

I spent last weekend at a friend's cottage and I pretty much got really, really badly burned. I've got blisters on my shoulders, and extreme burns on my legs and feet. So basically, every time I get up, I have to endure EXTREME physical pain before I can slowly walk my way to the bathroom. And yes, even the walking hurts after the initial get-up. I can barely put my feet flat on the floor without feeling excruciating pain. I have no idea when this will heal, but hopefully soon.


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I used to have an awesome raleigh bike, though it was technically a deathtrap. It had rubber handlebar grips but they were sliding towards the middle of the handlebar, so the sharp metal circular ends of the handlebar were sticking out. I was cycling happily down the road, as one does, and so when a car started coming towards me I went to go onto the pavement, but judged the angle badly and fell, and the handlebar rammed in my collarbone, snapping it. Even worse, my dad (who is a doctor) didn't think there was anything wrong with it so I didn't go to the hopsital for 3 days.
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I used to have an awesome raleigh bike, though it was technically a deathtrap. It had rubber handlebar grips but they were sliding towards the middle of the handlebar, so the sharp metal circular ends of the handlebar were sticking out. I was cycling happily down the road, as one does, and so when a car started coming towards me I went to go onto the pavement, but judged the angle badly and fell, and the handlebar rammed in my collarbone, snapping it. Even worse, my dad (who is a doctor) didn't think there was anything wrong with it so I didn't go to the hopsital for 3 days.

Yeah, my dad used to be a paramedic. Then he retired when my sister was born. I ripped my hand open, and there was glass shards all in it. (One of those light tubes) He said it was a scratch and would heal up. The doctor had to reopen the cut, take the shards out, and stitch it back up.


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#13
I broke my arm while arm wrestling. I was winning at the exact moment that it broke though. =]

I ended up having a weak spot in my bone (right in the middle of my humorous).
#14
True story, as follows...
I worked at a camp and was teaching archery. I was shooting a compound bow, the most powerful the camp owned. Well, if you have your forward wrist wrong, the string will snap you and slit your wrist open, especially with this bow, as it was a hunting compound bow. I had a bad grip for my last arrow, so I was going to ease the bow and re-grip. Well, to get better leverage I lowered the bow and somehow managed to catch my sack in between the string and the cam (the little spinny gear at the bottom). THAT was the worst pain of my life, without a doubt. There were a few campers, luckally behind me so they didn't know what happened. I sent them away, but I still had the problem of getting the bow off. I had to open it back up (that was hard as hell) and as soon as it was off I collapsed and couldn't breathe. Long story short, my sack was cut, my "head" had 2 cuts and I didn't move for 4 days. Oh yes, ICE... lots of ice and pain meds were needed.
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i ran full tilt into the corner of a door once and split my head open...2 days later i broke my leg in 2 places.
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True story, as follows...
I worked at a camp and was teaching archery. I was shooting a compound bow, the most powerful the camp owned. Well, if you have your forward wrist wrong, the string will snap you and slit your wrist open, especially with this bow, as it was a hunting compound bow. I had a bad grip for my last arrow, so I was going to ease the bow and re-grip. Well, to get better leverage I lowered the bow and somehow managed to catch my sack in between the string and the cam (the little spinny gear at the bottom). THAT was the worst pain of my life, without a doubt. There were a few campers, luckally behind me so they didn't know what happened. I sent them away, but I still had the problem of getting the bow off. I had to open it back up (that was hard as hell) and as soon as it was off I collapsed and couldn't breathe. Long story short, my sack was cut, my "head" had 2 cuts and I didn't move for 4 days. Oh yes, ICE... lots of ice and pain meds were needed.


ARGH!

Ive never broken a bone and the most stiches ive had is 5 for a few cuts and a mole i had removed.

But my uncles mate was a trucker and one day he went over a speed bump or something and trapped one of his nuts between his ass and a metal seat, it burst.
One of my dads mates took a golf ball at full pelt to the sack it caused it to rupture at the back.
And my cousin was once riding on the front of a bmx when he slipped and caught is balls on the break handle and ripped his sack open.

Lot of sack injuries in my circle lol.
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Once I was skateboarding on a treadmill at my friends house...I had fell once but I had pulled the emergency switch and all was well...so I got back on and proceeded to do a heelflip...it sucked me up and pinned my foot between his wall and the treadmill....the treadmill was on high...and was very grippyfull...it burnt, blistered, and then ripped it all off, leaving pretty much a hole in my foot...it healed a lot like a burn...it would get soft with a bandage over it...and hard without it...so I would go to school, and it would be fine (except it was infected and reeked) but as soon as I came home and let it dry...I was put in extreme pain...to the point where I almost cried........
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True story, as follows...
I worked at a camp and was teaching archery. I was shooting a compound bow, the most powerful the camp owned. Well, if you have your forward wrist wrong, the string will snap you and slit your wrist open, especially with this bow, as it was a hunting compound bow. I had a bad grip for my last arrow, so I was going to ease the bow and re-grip. Well, to get better leverage I lowered the bow and somehow managed to catch my sack in between the string and the cam (the little spinny gear at the bottom). THAT was the worst pain of my life, without a doubt. There were a few campers, luckally behind me so they didn't know what happened. I sent them away, but I still had the problem of getting the bow off. I had to open it back up (that was hard as hell) and as soon as it was off I collapsed and couldn't breathe. Long story short, my sack was cut, my "head" had 2 cuts and I didn't move for 4 days. Oh yes, ICE... lots of ice and pain meds were needed.





Last night I sprained my ankle....I can't really walk or anything, I think it might actually be dislocated.
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I died once.

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lol, ive only sprained my ankle thts bout it, u gys ave been in the wars lolz


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Quote by joelfaessler
True story, as follows...
I worked at a camp and was teaching archery. I was shooting a compound bow, the most powerful the camp owned. Well, if you have your forward wrist wrong, the string will snap you and slit your wrist open, especially with this bow, as it was a hunting compound bow. I had a bad grip for my last arrow, so I was going to ease the bow and re-grip. Well, to get better leverage I lowered the bow and somehow managed to catch my sack in between the string and the cam (the little spinny gear at the bottom). THAT was the worst pain of my life, without a doubt. There were a few campers, luckally behind me so they didn't know what happened. I sent them away, but I still had the problem of getting the bow off. I had to open it back up (that was hard as hell) and as soon as it was off I collapsed and couldn't breathe. Long story short, my sack was cut, my "head" had 2 cuts and I didn't move for 4 days. Oh yes, ICE... lots of ice and pain meds were needed.

Damn, now my dick hurts.

I broke my sturnam (sp?) while wrestling, cracked my ribs while wrestling, landed on my neck while doing a backflip and bruised my chest, broke my nose in a fist fight, during another fist fight I was temporarily (sp?) blinded, broke my nose again this time during hockey, when I was surfing the fin of my surf board hit me in the head and I had to have get stitches (still don't know how many), my dog bit my arm open, my other dog bit my chin open, broke my left arm in three places, broke my pinky, broke my right arm in two places, and my wrist, the part that was open popped out of place so they had to do surgery on that, and I fractured my leg.

I'm accident prone, that's not all but I won't tell the rest cause it's gonna be a bitch to type.

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dang, split the kneecap?, you wont be able to play guitar for a while now.

anyways, i was at camp one time and you know like those stupid spinning things in the playgrounds and stuff, you have one kid spin it while everyone else holds on. it was like that but you stood on this one and grabbed a bar at the top. well i did that, and my one counselor whos like a friggin WWE wrestler(not really) spun it so fast i was pretty much swinging vertically hanging onto a bar thats vertical and yeah i let go and did a missle faceplant right into the ground and cut everything from my face to my feet.
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#24
Sorry to hear about your trip to France being messed up thread starter.

This is really tame compared to what some of you guys have been though...... a bow sting to the balls sounds unimaginably painful

In the winter over here its always the little runty kid that always has some A hole running after them trying to steal there hat. Well back when I wasn't 6,3 and built like a brick s**t house that used to happen to me quite a lot one day I just happend to skidded on a patch of ice and went head 1st into a wall....... I got an egg in seconds and the rest of the day off with concussion.
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Of course you can party. plus, you get the sympathy touch as well, which means more boobies for you, and less effort, since they will come to you.
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#26
Well this happen to one of my friends last summer. Two of my friends and I were biking down this big hill that curves and leads into town. One of my friends was ahead just so my other friend and I couldn't see him. Then we're almost to where the hill stratens out and we hear "Oh ****!!"BANG! and we come down to see that our friend just hit a car that had stopped. And now our friend is rolling down the rest of the hill(another 200-300 feet). Now my other friend and I almost fall of our bike laughing(our friend get hurt ALOT, so we weren't worryed). And when we got to him, he just said "ooowwww", so we left him.
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Well this happen to one of my friends last summer. Two of my friends and I were biking down this big hill that curves and leads into town. One of my friends was ahead just so my other friend and I couldn't see him. Then we're almost to where the hill stratens out and we hear "Oh ****!!"BANG! and we come down to see that our friend just hit a car that had stopped. And now our friend is rolling down the rest of the hill(another 200-300 feet). Now my other friend and I almost fall of our bike laughing(our friend get hurt ALOT, so we weren't worryed). And when we got to him, he just said "ooowwww", so we left him.

That's kinda mean.
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sliced my thumb open to the bone with a stanley knife. it pissed out blood. i mean, hardcore blood spurtage.

lucklily, the cut was at an angle so it was a flap of flesh, otherwise i would have had to have an apparently very painful injection so they could stitch it up.

i now have a lovely big v shaped scar on my left thumb.
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I've never broken a bone.

I've got scars all over the shop, but no broken bones.
#31
Same here, all scars no broken bones.

But months ago I was moshing and my thumb bent against someone who was coming in the opposite direction. For a second I thought it went completely backwards, but I didn't see. The pain was so extreme I had to sit down and almost passed out. I saw colours for about ten minutes and later on couldn't move my thumb.


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I dislocated my shoulder once at rugby training, it happened before so I just slotted it back in and kept playing. But then like 3 days later it wasn't gettin better and was taken for x-rays. Turned out I'd broken my collar bone, and when I say broke I mean like shattered.

I got so many sympathy girls while in that sling. Use injuries to your advantage!
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I broke my hip when i was 15...

like most people do when they're 80

Haha, i broke mine when i was 12. Well, dislocated it, and i still have the pin in it and im 19 now. Hurt like a bitch, and i didnt go to the hospital until like 4 days later because we thought it was just a pulled muscle.
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My cousin split his knee cap aswell. He was riding on the back of a car when he fell of and landed on his knee. the doctor patched him up, but the idiot decided to take the bandage off early himself. He went down the street a few minutes later and saw that his knee cap was near his ankle. The doctor had to take it out and now he has no knee cap on his right leg.
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-While playing footy, some noob soccer-kicked the ball while I was trying to pick it up, it dislocated my pinkie 90 degrees outwards... lovely! I was about 10 or 11.

-When I was about 12 I was rollerblading down my street coming home from a mate's house, ans this asswipe in a 4WD flew out of his driveway in reverse without bothering to make sure no one was coming. Anyways, it rammed into me and I was knocked flat on the ground, out cold for 5 or so minutes, with a broken collarbone. This fucktard has done this so many times, he almost ran me over so many times, it's ridiculous. Then one day he succeeded.

-When I was about 14, I was in the school gym, about to throw a basketball from the half-way line by bowling it over my head with one hand, and some cocksucker stepped out in front of me at the same time, and I smashed my hand into his head. Got a fracture in my right index finger. And the bastard blamed me for it and gave me shit about hitting his head. I broke my fucking finger ffs! Because he didn't look where he was going and stepped in front of me!
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I was doing backflips on a trampoline at some school camp, and someone kept telling me to do it again, do it again. Well, I started to get tired, then she said "Do it again!" So.. I figured... "Okay, last one."
Aaaand I didn't make it. Got halfway, couldn't turn the rest of the way and just landed on my neck. Couldn't walk for a couple of hours, and even after then I walked stiff and my neck hurt for a couple of days. I got lucky...

And as for stitches, I cut my lip open when I was learning to walk (1 or 2? ish). I fell over and smashed my face into the corner of a small coffee table, and cut my lip open. Got one stitch in there, and I still have a badass scar on my lip.
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Well last night I split my knee cap open in a motorcycle crash...Whoop Di ****ing do!
Splitting your knee cap is as hurts as bad as it sounds, the pain is excruciating. Whats worse is that i am going to the South of France in 5 days so that means i cant party...

So lets talk about all your bumps and bruises that you have acquired through out the years!


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I've never broken anything, and these stories are pretty brutal. The worst that I've gotten is that once I woke up really sick, walked to the bathroom, sort of passed out, fell down, got up, fell down again, got help getting up, fell down again in the bedroom. It was awesome. I was so sick that I couldn't even move when I fell down the second time.

EDIT: forgot about the infamous razor blade incident. Wasn't that bad. I was using a razor on a model I was painting and it slipped and I nearly sliced the top of my thumb off (went in under the nail, like skinning an animal)

Also, I nearly lost half a fingertip on my right hand to scissors. It was hardcore. didn't hurt too bad, but I bled about 3 ounces.
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When I was young, I fell down from trees and hit my head a lot.
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