#1
Okay, guys, here's the thing: My friend says it's easier to take out a midget with a single punch than a normal sized man. Do you think this is true, and why?

Discuss.
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#3
Wow, thats an interesting question, I would have to say easier, becuz its harder for them to protect themselves.
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#4
It's easier to knock out a midget because thry have soft baby brains, everyone knows that.
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#5
its easier to knock out a midget cuz your swinging down, and thus have gravity on your side. its all science
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#6
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its easier to knock out a midget cuz your swinging down, and thus have gravity on your side. its all science

But they have a lower center of gravity, where as if you punch a tall skinny guy, it's easier. It's like trying to punch a pitcher of kool-aid (any flavor you like) or a yardstick. Don't mess with kool-aid. Me? I'll take the yardstick. That Kool-aid might be a ninja or something. You just never know.
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#7
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its easier to knock out a midget cuz your swinging down, and thus have gravity on your side. its all science

Worst theory ever.
Umm It probably would be as they're generally smaller and probably weaker, although they have a better center of gravity.
#8
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its easier to knock out a midget cuz your swinging down, and thus have gravity on your side. its all science


+1 i think hes got it
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#9

I read this question and actually laughed...

What the hell were you thinking to get into this argument?
#10
Just don't get your ass kicked by the midget.
That would be utterly embarrasing, and look stupid as ****
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#11
it depends on the weight of a midget.

if it's a skinny midget i'm sure his body would absorb more of the hitting force, thus propelling him against the nearest wall.


a fat midget, on the other hand, would take the punch and then procede to eat you.
#12
surface area of your fist will cover a larger area on the midget's face than a regular person, so i say it's easier.
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it depends on the weight of a midget.

if it's a skinny midget i'm sure his body would absorb more of the hitting force, thus propelling him against the nearest wall.


a fat midget, on the other hand, would take the punch and then procede to eat you.

I've never actually seen a fat midget before, that would be interesting.

I think my friend has something against midgets because a midget sat on his face on a black sabbath concert once, that's how this argument started.
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#16
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I've never actually seen a fat midget before, that would be interesting.

I think my friend has something against midgets because a midget sat on his face on a black sabbath concert once, that's how this argument started.



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#18
what kind of jerk hit a midgit
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Dude!! that just totally destroyed the boner i had over the hot chicks thread

I am really sorry, it was never my intention to destroy any boners.
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

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