#1
I think i have gay feelings for Jonh Mayer.


Jk.
But in all honesty, who actually thought that john had potential for a blues guitarist by listening to pre-try! albums?
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#2
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/your-band-sucks/jack-johnson-john.php

"However, the popularity of John Mayer is even more bewildering. The man is such an unmitigated pussy that he makes his mentor, the insufferable Dave Matthews, look like Lemmy from Motorhead. The fact that anyone could seriously sing a song called "Your Body is a Wonderland" in front of actual human beings without getting laughed off the stage is vein-poppingly infuriating."
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#3
You're jealous because hes better than you.
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"However, the popularity of John Mayer is even more bewildering. The man is such an unmitigated pussy that he makes his mentor, the insufferable Dave Matthews, look like Lemmy from Motorhead. The fact that anyone could seriously sing a song called "Your Body is a Wonderland" in front of actual human beings without getting laughed off the stage is vein-poppingly infuriating."



lol, dave matthews look like lemmy.

seriously though,
it is mind boggling how ****ty all his music is,
except for continuum, which is simply incredible.
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#6
hes a really good guitarist
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#7
I still think hes a sick guitar player. has some cool solos and riffs like neon? thats s sick riff.
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#9
Another Kind of Green? C'mon you can't hate on that. John is a great musician although he does have a lot of really gay pop-**** and is a complete douche as a person. My uncle recorded with him in the studio and brought my cousin and his girlfriend to the session. The whole time Mayer was hitting on my cousin's 17 year old girlfriend shamelessly saying **** like "you're so hot."
#10
Since when does John Mayer look up to Dave Matthews, the last time I talked with John, he looked up to Hendrix, SRV, and Clapton.
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#11
He just sounds like Dave Matthews: I don't know if he likes them or not.

And there is a John Mayer thread.
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#12
rly?

and covered in rain is a great song.
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#13
Maybe his music is too sappy but anyone who says he isn't a good artist obviously hasn't listened to his Try album. Pure genius!
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#14
yea, wait until tomorrow beat the **** outta jimi's version IMO.
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#15
I just listened to his bluesy stuff earlier this evening and, honestly, I think it's pretty good. My pop saw him in concert a few weeks ago and he played the typical hits, to which the audience went nuts, but afterwards he said something along the lines of "Enough with the pop stuff, here's what I want to play", and he whips out this blues that I would have never expected from John Mayer. I think it's pretty good. At least, it sounds good to my ears.
#18
i cant stand the pop stuff, honestly. the only time i'd ever listen to it is the day I dance naked throwing flowers and skipping rope in public. the funk or blues stuff, on the other hand, is great. cissy strut =
#19
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Another Kind of Green? C'mon you can't hate on that. John is a great musician although he does have a lot of really gay pop-**** and is a complete douche as a person. My uncle recorded with him in the studio and brought my cousin and his girlfriend to the session. The whole time Mayer was hitting on my cousin's 17 year old girlfriend shamelessly saying **** like "you're so hot."



To me, John Mayer's the definition of a poser, no matter how good a guitarist he is
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Since when does John Mayer look up to Dave Matthews, the last time I talked with John, he looked up to Hendrix, SRV, and Clapton.

I wouldn't be surpirsed if he just changed it to look "cool" once his career started to fade
#20
Does anyone remember when he was on those Volkswagon commercials where you'd get a free First Act guitar when you bought the car?

I thought whatever he was playing there was pretty damn cool

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jLSUSqH55Q that
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#21
whoever says john mayer was horrible at any point in his career are dumbasses.

His first album was awesome, every song on it was catchy and if you look at songs like Neon and Why Georgia, they are no easy songs to play and then play those riffs while singing. It's not like he released Room for Squares and then a couple of years later, he starts to get good at writing music and playing guitar on Try? cmon, he was always good, and always wrote good songs during his career.
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#22
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whoever says john mayer was horrible at any point in his career are dumbasses.

His first album was awesome, every song on it was catchy

Catchy =/= Good
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Catchy =/= Good



so you only like technically challenging songs? no catchy ones?


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#26
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so you only like technically challenging songs? no catchy ones?


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No, I'm saying that catchy songs aren't always good songs.
Fucking 'Hey Mickey' by Toni Basil is a catchy song, but is it good?
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#27

At this camp I was at, our we made a spoof of 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' and called it 'My Body Is A Petri Dish'
Funniest goddamn lyrics I've ever heard.
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#28
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At this camp I was at, our we made a spoof of 'Your Body Is A Wonderland' and called it 'My Body Is A Petri Dish'
Funniest goddamn lyrics I've ever heard.



was it some sort of honors biology camp?
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