#1
could you call a hit on youself?
Say you wanted to commit suicide but you didnt actually want to do it yourself
so you called a hit man up, left him like a package of a picture and like ahuge report on yourself with the money in it, and say like left it at a park under the slide where he/she is suppose to pick it up

Would it work?
#3
I'd think so, but it'd be a really awkward situation.
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#5
how lazy can a person be?
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#7
probably, it's not like the guy would care as long as he gets paid, although you could say he'll get paid after it's done and since you're the one he's killing he gets nothing for it lol

EDIT:and yeah it is kinda weird asking this
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#8
im not planning to get a hit on myserlf i was laying in my bed and i was just wondering
#9
Wouldn't the feds be able to do something like that then? Like the internet pedo stings?
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#10
being a hitman isn't tipicaly a legal job to begin with, so I don't see why a hitman would have a problem with it.
#11
im confused
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#12
they would probably like it because it would be easy
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#14
The hitman could just take the money and not kill you...
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The hitman could just take the money and not kill you...


Part of being a hitman is the joy of killing people. It's like a win/win for them.
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Possibly but not necessarily. Would increase your chances of getting caught.
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#18
Thats like the most ultimate example in laziness I have ever heard...

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