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My friend plays in a band with some older and more experienced players and he tells me 3 or 4 days before their concert that my band could open for him. He knows that were good because he's seen us live before, but now he tells me this morning (the day of the show) that we can't play. Thats just not right.
#2
you should break his legs.... then bang his sister
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you should break his legs.... then bang his sister

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hehe.
My band was supposed to open for euphoria(one of indias biggest bands), but it got cancelled soon after i left my band. The lead guitarist got to play with them though and might record witht hem..
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#8
show up at the concert and throw eggs at them while their on stage an yell "you damn well know that baby is yours too!!!i cant raise him alone!!"

or just do hes sister like said before....
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#11
Bang his mother and his sister at the same time. He'll call you an asshole and you can say "Thats not what your family said last night."
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#12
make your own show and beat the **** out of his BAND....and try to make better music, better solos and ect....it worked well for megadeth


MEGADETH!!!
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make your own show and beat the **** out of his BAND....and try to make better music, better solos and ect....it worked well for megadeth


MEGADETH!!!


no it didnt. metallica pwn megadeth. in every way. especially wallet size.

and its kinda pathetic how mustaine has to keep going on about the whole metallica thing just to keep himself in the public eye..
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Its pathetic how mustaine called Morello a hypocrite for wearing a suit to the MTV music awards.
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Paper bag.

haha

i scrolled across that is this song said "on the way the paper bag was on my knee"

Guess the song

Maybe the venue didn't want any support acts.
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BACK IN THE USSR BY THE BEATLES!!!!! my band covers it, and im a beatles freak, BEST BAND EVER
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BACK IN THE USSR BY THE BEATLES!!!!! my band covers it, and im a beatles freak, BEST BAND EVER

hah, it doesn't surprise me i got such a quick reply to that
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lol, this gives me an idea for a thread but where to put it..........
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#19
Most likely your friend opened his mouth before checking with the other band members. They may lead him around a little bit since they are older. He probably waited so late because he didn't want to tell you. Don't hold it against him this kind of crap happens all the time in rock and roll. Unless you get it in writing don't be upset when a contract falls through. Always get written contracts.
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if the paper bag doesn't work then you could always plastic bag him while he's sleeping...
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no it didnt. metallica pwn megadeth. in every way. especially wallet size.

and its kinda pathetic how mustaine has to keep going on about the whole metallica thing just to keep himself in the public eye..


Well he's a pretty clever guy, because every time anyone mentions Metallica, someone brings up Megadeth.
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