#1
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Why is the word abbreviation so long?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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#3
If you have no money in your bank account, why do they charge you an overdraft fee?
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#4
Can God make a boulder he can't move?
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#5
Quote by MySweetFracture
If you have no money in your bank account, why do they charge you an overdraft fee?

Yea, been there done that. Didn't quite get how it worked. You go over your limit, so they charge you... thus taking you further over the limit. Riiiight.
#6
Does anyone else get "warning, a virus has been detected" when they open some threads in the pit. Like this one.
#7
Quote by Tom Martin
Yea, been there done that. Didn't quite get how it worked. You go over your limit, so they charge you... thus taking you further over the limit. Riiiight.


Yes and they always seem to conveniently charge me when I've run out of cash. Hmmm....
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#9
Quote by rockon1824
Only if they want more funeral processions.

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I would indeed "fap that thaing", but my dog is looking at me and it feels highly iinappropriate.
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good luck with that! if the world have a nuclear war 3 things would survive; cockroaches, twinkies, and boss pedals
#12
"If u make sunflower oil of sunflowers, what do u make baby oil of"
hendrix was overrated and grohl is better in food fighters than in nirvana
#13
Quote by babakkatt
"If u make sunflower oil of sunflowers, what do u make baby oil of"

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
#14
Quote by Shred Head
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

other humaintarians of corse.
I never pass solids, but then again my pee is very thick.
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Your being too opinionated
is that even possible?
Yes it is..
#15
Quote by ldl67
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to become troubled and insecure?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?

When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?

If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?

When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?

Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

No.

Plants don't have a personality.

No.

No.

Probably.

Why would it be?

Probably the forest. They already are "away from it all".

I believe cats like the game of chasing a mouse better than the actual taste of it.

Because it's the easiest way to inform people of something. How else would they do it? If your power is out, you know already anyway.

There isn't one.

Yes.

They don't want homeless people inhabiting them.

Why would there be a funeral procession at night?

Yes. The reason it's a stealth bomber is because it doesn't show up on radar.

Because their skin/bone structure stands up to water.

If there are no animal products in them. It's a cracker in the shape of an animal, not an actual animal.

If they don't, they're breaking the law.

Cardboard boxes.
#16
Quote by gibsonpenguin
No.

Plants don't have a personality.

No.

No.

Probably.

Why would it be?

Probably the forest. They already are "away from it all".

I believe cats like the game of chasing a mouse better than the actual taste of it.

Because it's the easiest way to inform people of something. How else would they do it? If your power is out, you know already anyway.

There isn't one.

Yes.

They don't want homeless people inhabiting them.

Why would there be a funeral procession at night?

Yes. The reason it's a stealth bomber is because it doesn't show up on radar.

Because their skin/bone structure stands up to water.

If there are no animal products in them. It's a cracker in the shape of an animal, not an actual animal.

If they don't, they're breaking the law.

Cardboard boxes.

Quit being a spoilsport and ponder
#18
Quote by gibsonpenguin
No.

Plants don't have a personality.

No.

No.

Probably.

Why would it be?

Probably the forest. They already are "away from it all".

I believe cats like the game of chasing a mouse better than the actual taste of it.

Because it's the easiest way to inform people of something. How else would they do it? If your power is out, you know already anyway.

There isn't one.

Yes.

They don't want homeless people inhabiting them.

Why would there be a funeral procession at night?

Yes. The reason it's a stealth bomber is because it doesn't show up on radar.

Because their skin/bone structure stands up to water.

If there are no animal products in them. It's a cracker in the shape of an animal, not an actual animal.

If they don't, they're breaking the law.

Cardboard boxes.


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#21
Quote by connorusry13
Does anyone else get "warning, a virus has been detected" when they open some threads in the pit. Like this one.


yeah that happened to me too