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Hmm, dunno if this will get closed or whatever but hey, it's the pit.

What are your guys favourite porn movies?
#2
Anything involving lesbians.
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Backdoor Sluts 9
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I just surf the internet for my favorite pornstars. Not like Jenna Jamison, just online stuff
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Damn it! Ya beat me to it.
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My friend downloads a lot of creampie stuff and pregnant slam stuff....



Oh and he is really partial to bestiality.
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Backdoor Sluts 9

Isn't that from South Park? :P
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My friend downloads a lot of creampie stuff and pregnant slam stuff....



Oh and he is really partial to bestiality.


Suuuure, my lips are sealed, friend.
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Willy Wanker and The Sperm Factory
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Suuuure, my lips are sealed, friend.



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Lesbians only!
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Damn it! Ya beat me to it.


Me too

Im gonna have to go with my own compilation, I call it Boner Jams '03.

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Quote by Guitardude19
My friend downloads a lot of creampie stuff and pregnant slam stuff....



Oh and he is really partial to bestiality.


I hope it's not tom!

I don't watch porn. But I used to work for a distribution company, my favourite was "the witches of BREASTwick", the cover to that was just hilarious.

And there was this other one, it was like a mini series, I couldn't deal with them because the label had forgotten to give us the bar codes but I read the synopsis, it was about this indian man in the UK who travelled to different reigons, sexing up all the middle aged women who lives there. Titles like Road Trips: Kent!... Road Trips: Dorset! It made me laugh.
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I hope it's not tom!

I don't watch porn. But I used to work for a distribution company, my favourite was "the witches of BREASTwick", the cover to that was just hilarious.

And there was this other one, it was like a mini series, I couldn't deal with them because the label had forgotten to give us the bar codes but I read the synopsis, it was about this indian man in the UK who travelled to different reigons, sexing up all the middle aged women who lives there. Titles like Road Trips: Kent!... Road Trips: Dorset! It made me laugh.





Tom is into more "exotic" porn....

>_> I recall a conversation I had with him in regards to some freaky porn...
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#23
No... you really don't.

I don't want to know what my sister's boyfriend is into. The mental scarring's bad enough already, since accidentally stumbling upon her diary. Anything else will make my head implode.
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I'm not sure if this thread has already gone this way, but can we take this from the current silly thread to the hilarious "make a porn film name" thread? Yeah you heard me. DO IT.
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No... you really don't.

I don't want to know what my sister's boyfriend is into. The mental scarring's bad enough already, since accidentally stumbling upon her diary. Anything else will make my head implode.


Like I said last night.

I wont say anything to you in regards to him. I promise you that.

Anyway, me and Tom are casual acquaintances than friends.... After I slept with is best mates girl I dont think he took too kindly to that. I dont know if he specifically knows about it, but you will be safe in the knowledge that he wont tell me the door number to the road you live on (You know I know lol)....

Anyway....
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lol @ back door sluts 9

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I'm not sure if this thread has already gone this way, but can we take this from the current silly thread to the hilarious "make a porn film name" thread? Yeah you heard me. DO IT.

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#29
Pirates hands down. Any movie that involves a guy stating that hes the greatest pirate hunter in the world before he shots two chicks in the mouth gets 2 thumbs up.
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#31
Spaceballs. or wait was that SpaceNutzzzz I forget...
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#34
Pirates was good.

And I've saw I Dream of Jenna, and I thought it was good.

Those are the only full movies I've saw outside of Skinemax softcore.


I really don't know any names of any other good ones. =/
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Anything with the Milton Twins.
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Star w-hor-e-s... Just made that one up!!! (Yay me!)

Ps. Had to put the dashes i so it wouldn't go all "starry"
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"Titsnade Zoo", "Boob Olympics", "The European Thong Contest"
I can't remember any of the other ones made up for that episode of Alan Partridge.
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