#1
What's the worst thing that could ever happen to your guitar/bass? Mine would probably be my guitar getting set on fire then getting the fire put out by urine. That's pretty much the best I can think of.
#3
a girl touching it


sorry


um mabye something like trying to do a guitar swing and loosing my guitar hitting my amp (breaking it) then it does a barrely roll over my effects pedals hits a wall then rebounds and hits my effects pedal ?

what do i win?
#4
The worst thing that could happen is aliens would steal my bass and then my wallet so I couldn't buy another one.
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#5
ugh!
my input jack fell out...
well...
in actually...
it's a semi-hollow, and none of my friends that work on guitars wanted to help...
they were afraid of ruining it (since there are no screws or anything)
so I fished it out with some speaker wire and used the bolt part of an old distortion pedal...
still, I was stuck using my friends Ibanez RG for a while...
worst month ever
#6
Trying to spin my guitar around myself, the strap breaking, and my guitar flying into Anna Faris's face, thus leading her to call me an assh*le and me crying...I love Anna Faris
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#7
Some homo stealing it than selling it to a crappy pawn shop that gives the dickhole 80 bucks for it, than the guy sells it to some kid for 300 bucks as his first guitar than the kid smashes it to be like his hero Pete Townshend and his rich dad goes out and buys him another one.
#8
mi sister
haha
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#9
some one stole my 1977 gibson out of my house...on mothers day... we were on a hike with my mom

LAME!
#11
They sent it into space, but then it hits an asteroid and makes the asteroid hit Earth..

Yep..
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#12
My stupid mother****ing class mates coming and destroyng it
or
My stupid mother****ing class mates taking it and selling it for 1 eur and buyng me a pink t shirt
or
The best death of my guitar would be im playng a great gig and im standing on 2 speakers and they fall and im falling too i fell on the ground i break my leg and also the guitar...
#14
if the electronics i put in it stopped working......... that'd suck cos it'd ruin my self confidence as well..........
#15
Patrick Stump being in the same room as it.
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#16
it would be the movie SAW 4- saw sticks my guitar up my asshole and i have to get it out in 2 minutes


i win
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#17
it would be the movie SAW 4- saw sticks my guitar up my asshole and i have to get it out in 2 minutes


that will be the day i see you fit an entire guitar in your ass
#18
having my friend sell my bass to pete wentz...In a way that would be good for humanity cause pete wentz would be dead after that.
#20
my bitch of a sister smashed my nylon string acoustic against the wall and luckily it didnt break but there is a crack in it.
as for the worst thing that could happen to one of my guitars...
the headstock could snap off the gibson im about to buy?
I don't like as i lay dying
#21
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some one stole my 1977 gibson out of my house...on mothers day... we were on a hike with my mom

LAME!

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#23
the worst thing that could happen did happen.

i broke my electric in anger against my amp over a stupid violent fight i got into with my girl...

and since then i've been disabled to my acoustic, which is painful to me because i like power and distortion and the high i get from playing my electric loud and dirty.
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#24
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some one stole my 1977 gibson out of my house...on mothers day... we were on a hike with my mom

LAME!


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#25
It could fall out of my loving arms and hit my drumkit, scratching my drumkit....

I would hurt for days.

I'm Sorry.

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