#1
Everytime I listen to my iPod during sex, my girlfriend gets all bitchy. Now she won't even have sex with me unless I'm not listening to it. I tell her that it helps me with rythm, but she won't believe me.

I'm showing her this thread later, to show her that everyone agrees that there's nothing wrong with music and sex.
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#3
WTF?sex and music does not go together.i tried to jack off once while listening to music and i fond the male vocal voice very de-boner-ising.didnt work
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#4
Christ. Is it that hard to get a set of speakers, or simply TURN THE DAMN THING OFF?

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#5
Get a set of speakers. Simple as that. Don't be retarded.
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#6
sorry...poon over pod anyday....you should try having sex with your ipod ....maybe it wont bitch as much....or be right as much...
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#8
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sorry...poon over pod anyday....you should try having sex with your ipod ....maybe it wont bitch as much....or be right as much...

That's actually not a bad idea.
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#9
You are. Get ****ing speakers. Or turn the damn thing off. I couldn't do that, the singing would kill my pen0rz.
#10
hahahaha i gotta give ya that....youve got a sense of humor, no offense meant. i do see the whole music+sex connection...but damn....blast that **** loud enough to muffle the act being done mang
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#11
Dude if you have a bad rhytm just tap your foot while doing it or something.
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#13
Lol @ people believing this xD
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#14
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Dude if you have a bad rhytm just tap your foot while doing it or something.


Or get a metronome.




Imagine that. Having sex in time with metronome.
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#17
quick answer.

you.

longer answer.

you are the one being unreasonable. just get some speakers. the way you are now you might as well be sitting in your room alone, having a tug.
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#19
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WTF?sex and music does not go together.i tried to jack off once while listening to music and i fond the male vocal voice very de-boner-ising.didnt work


Then you need to listen to some Marvin Gaye, he has a very sexy voice
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#20
You think thats bad?!

My wench won't even let me play Dead Rising when we're getting it on....

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#21
If you're listening to your Ipod during sex, it looks like you care more about the song you're listening to as oppose to having sex with your girlfriend.

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Play until she breaks up with you.

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#22
i copied music off my girlfriends mp3 player and put it on my computer and put it on when she's here, she's happy and, i'm not really fussed. lol.
#23
Intentionally conctrating on something else while expiriencing one of the most intimate conditions you physiclly can share.
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#24
Quote by sloppyjoe24
If you're listening to your Ipod during sex, it looks like you care more about the song you're listening to as oppose to having sex with your girlfriend.

What if it's a really good song though? I'm not listening to ****ty music. I could understand if that pissed her off.
What if I listened to her favorite song?
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#25
Quote by Kensai
Dude if you have a bad rhytm just tap your foot while doing it or something.

Oh wow, that made me laugh.
#26
Quote by JMack
Everytime I listen to my iPod during sex, my girlfriend gets all bitchy. Now she won't even have sex with me unless I'm not listening to it. I tell her that it helps me with rythm, but she won't believe me.

I'm showing her this thread later, to show her that everyone agrees that there's nothing wrong with music and sex.

You Phail...
Seriously, think about it. She wants to emotionally bond with you and you're listening to music, taking your full attention off of her. It's understandable why she's getting bitchy. Do you sing along as well? That may compound the situation

So try using a stereo so you both can "feel the rhythm" instead of sitting there with your iPod. And is it that hard to get a rhythm without music? I don't think so. So suck it up or start looking for some really good porn.
#27
Quote by JMack
What if it's a really good song though? I'm not listening to ****ty music. I could understand if that pissed her off.
What if I listened to her favorite song?

Dude, it doesn't matter. She wants you to be into the moment not into your music...
#28
i ****ing love dead rising
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#29
Quote by JMack
What if it's a really good song though? I'm not listening to ****ty music. I could understand if that pissed her off.
What if I listened to her favorite song?



That's not the point how good the song is. You can listen to it anytime you want.

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B|--5--|
G|--7--|
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Play until she breaks up with you.

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You should go like them...even if you don't like them.


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#30
If my boyfriend ever said, "Hold on, let me get my iPod" before sex....I would laugh in his face and then leave.
#31
maybe the ipod is to block out the sound of her laughing at his little dong. you guys ever thought of that inconsiterate bastards!
#32
if you were listening to some porn tracks. .. now that'd be a different story ...
besides, she wants you to listen to her.... .
#33
guys if he got speakers that wouldnt help anything you retards
if she doesnt let him listen to her ipod, so she won't hear it, why would she let her listen to the music through speakers, where she will hear it

i say you should be allowed to listen to your ipod during sex if you want to, DEFINITELY!
#34
Quote by monkeyguitar78
If my boyfriend ever said, "Hold on, let me get my iPod" before sex....I would laugh in his face and then leave.


what if it was a zune??