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yes i was the one that made the other school thread too.

now that school in the US is starting again really really soon, i think this might be good.

tell us any kind of tricks you use to get through school. for example, a way that you get away with turning homework in late, getting out of class, anything like that.

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#3
Quote by Joshrocker48
Study and pay attention.


Sorry its the truth.



no theres plenty of **** ive seen people do that works for them. like this one guy thats kind of my friend, if he's late for a class by and everyones not in their seat yet, he'll walk in backwards and the teacher never notices, i swear to god
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#8
A great one for girls is if there's a sub in gym and you don't want to participate tell them you have feminine issues, the subs in our class never suspected anything (oh and one girl said she was pregnant, it worked).
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#9
Quote by Joshrocker48
Study and pay attention.


Sorry its the truth.

But Josh, why would I want to get something out of my free education, when I can barely pass and learn nothing much easier?!?!
#10
if you ever have to go to the bathroom real bad but you dont have any passes, tell them you feel like youre going to throw up any second. Theyll get rid of you fast as hell
#12
Something I did more than a few times in college...
Swapped keyboard cables with the student next to me, so that when I typed it came out on his screen and vise-versa.
You can really screw with someone if the keyboards are wireless.
#13
It really depends on what grade you're in. If you're in grade 9-11 prepare to do a whole lot of nothing. Grade 12.. prepare to work your ass off. Honestly, I thought grade 9-11 were a joke.
#17
slam ur **** in the door so u get the whole day /week/month of school. that should get u outa class and homework
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#18
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tell them you had diahrea

been there, done that, i gotta outta maths and took the largest **** in my life, then i thought it would come back, like the runs always does, and then i got to go home and **** out the rest of the day. not really, i actually took some immodium when i got home, and it stopped, and then i wasted my day off on the elder scrolls oblivion and on the pit.
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#20
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#21
Quote by CodeMonk
Something I did more than a few times in college...
Swapped keyboard cables with the student next to me, so that when I typed it came out on his screen and vise-versa.
You can really screw with someone if the keyboards are wireless.

He couldnt have gotten further than 3 words without realizing he wasnt typing.
#22
sit near the heater or AC so nobody can hear you giggle when the teacher says:

'come', 'wood', 'rack', 'penis', ect.
#23
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starfox ftw!

indeed! it was my first nintendo game. I pwned that andross fag so bad
#24
I thought this thread was going to be about doing tricks on your guitar at school. Well I guess bring your guitar and do tricks to show off in front of people. Either that or get high and skip class.
I don't always post in the threads but when I do its random and pointless because I'm ignorant enough to think you care.
#25
Nail your teachers do to a tree or better yet to four trees. Then hint that it was you and that it will be her mother on the trees if she doesn't give you a passing grade (an if shes hot a bj) That or go to the principle and pull out some gay porn and ask what it is, when the principle asks where you got it say "From Mr. (teachers name here) gave it to every student. Why?" Now the imortant part is to look inoccent, and to suck up to the resulting substitute. Repeat as nesecary.
#26
My entire high school career was defined by doing the least amount of work possible while simultaneously maintaining academic success. Me and my friends in AP classes all got extremely adept at cheating the system.

Perhaps our most ingenious contraption was when, in 10th grade, we set up a secret online forum specifically for the "Honor and AP" crowd of our grade level, in which we'd share homework in a give-and-take style. Essentially, there were different subforums for different subjects (like chemistry or British literature), and different threads were contributed answers for homework assignments. There were some rules, including the FightClub-esue "DON'T TALK ABOUT THIS FORUM AT SCHOOL", and we made sure not to name anyone in the forum by their actual name. Also, of course, essays were off-limits for this "peer network".

It went pretty well, and it got me through the agonizingly horrendous homework assignments of A Tale of Two Cities (UGH), but there were some problems (like leeching without contributing).

Eventually, the forums were shut down by the students who created them, because the user base was getting way too big, and it'd only be a matter of time before a teacher found out.


...goddamn. I sure hope no teachers read this. ><
#27
I usually just studied and paid attention.

Except in band class, then I would make fun of the teacher.

Tell a teacher you're e-mailing him/her the assignment.
Change the file type from .txt to .jpg or something, and when the teacher tries to open it, it comes up as File Corrupt, gives you an extra couple days on the assignment.
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#28
Quote by Schmietty
I usually just studied and paid attention.

Except in band class, then I would make fun of the teacher.

Tell a teacher you're e-mailing him/her the assignment.
Change the file type from .txt to .jpg or something, and when the teacher tries to open it, it comes up as File Corrupt, gives you an extra couple days on the assignment.


Same for band teacher

He was the biggest pushover ever.

He sent me to the office on the last day of school for throwing M&Ms at him, saying he was gonna write me up for it. He never did that I know of...


But yeah, I got by school this year copying assignments off my friends and cheating on all my science tests (i sat by the smartest kid in my class during science)
#30
The way I got out of class for 20 minutes or so, is tell the teacher that your having stomach problems lately and you may have to leave class a few times.
Tell them this at the beginning of class.
About 10 minutes into class, tell the teacher you need to use the restroom.

Tada! 20 minutes out of class time.
#31
Quote by rnrsoldier1461
no theres plenty of **** ive seen people do that works for them. like this one guy thats kind of my friend, if he's late for a class by and everyones not in their seat yet, he'll walk in backwards and the teacher never notices, i swear to god

LMAO thats hilarious.
well, turning in homework late is easy when you've had teachers with the memorys of goldfish...
#32
fake bloody nose with a lot of tissues! works everytime
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#33
Play the kleptomaniac game and other games of that sort. Thats great for some laughs and helps break up the monotony. If your serious about school, then do your homework during your other classes. It's great for getting some free time to hang out after school.


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#34
heres what i would do, get drunk in the parking lot, skip some classes, and the during the classes you do go to, act like an ass. and then whenyou graduate, watch every one be amazed that your going to berklee college of music and those stupid jocks that thought they were the greatest athletes ever go to communty college and never play a sprort again.
#35
Quote by chea_man
heres what i would do, get drunk in the parking lot, skip some classes, and the during the classes you do go to, act like an ass. and then whenyou graduate, watch every one be amazed that your going to berklee college of music and those stupid jocks that thought they were the greatest athletes ever go to communty college and never play a sprort again.

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#36
Quote by chea_man
heres what i would do, get drunk in the parking lot, skip some classes, and the during the classes you do go to, act like an ass. and then whenyou graduate, watch every one be amazed that your going to berklee college of music and those stupid jocks that thought they were the greatest athletes ever go to communty college and never play a sprort again.



you're an idiot.
#38
i used to get into trouble in this class all the time....study hall....go figure.......anyways i knew that the teacher didnt know anyones names unless he looked in his gradebook, so one day after class, i stole it.......the next time i got in trouble, he didnt know my name and the class wouldnt tell him, the next day he figured out my name and wrote me up, so i went to the principal, who was going to give me detention, but decided not to because the teacher didnt even take the time to learn my name....................moral of the story....jus **** with your teachers, youre only in highschool once so have fun with it
#39
Yeah, Wikipedia was all I used on a 10 page report on Charles Darwin.

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#40
entered tons of equations onto my calculator (it's a ti-84) and passed my chem final.

saved my life.
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