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I was talking about gigs I've been to (mainly embarassing ones) with my friends recently and I realised, the more soft-core gigs were home to the most fights I've been in. My record so far is hitting someone watching Hanson because I was drunk and found Mmmbop offensive. I starting a mosh pit at a Craig David gig because I found the gig rather tedious. I was removed from the premisis. Finally, I was watching a folk band about 2 years ago and they were playing a rather jumpy song so naturally most of the crowd were bouncing a bit and I bit into this bald fella's head by accident. He was bleeding pretty badly but he never noticed...

What about the rest of you

I apologise if this has been done before...
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How do you bite someone's head by accident?
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How do you bite someone's head by accident?


I was jumping up and down with my mouth open and due to angle of impact and direction of head it happened somewhere along the line.
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#5
yeah, and how does a bald man not notice someone biting his head?
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#6
Are you sure it just wasn't a giant used tampon?
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yeah, and how does a bald man not notice someone biting his head?


I have no idea. I have my suspicion that he may have been intoxicated. Either way I am being honest with you. Promise
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I was talking about gigs I've been to (mainly embarassing ones) with my friends recently and I realised, the more soft-core gigs were home to the most fights I've been in. My record so far is hitting someone watching Hanson because I was drunk and found Mmmbop offensive. I starting a mosh pit at a Craig David gig because I found the gig rather tedious. I was removed from the premisis. Finally, I was watching a folk band about 2 years ago and they were playing a rather jumpy song so naturally most of the crowd were bouncing a bit and I bit into this bald fella's head by accident. He was bleeding pretty badly but he never noticed...


#9
mmm good old Josh Pyke had a fight break out at his concert...
Well not really old...
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I have no idea. I have my suspicion that he may have been intoxicated. Either way I am being honest with you. Promise

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#13
Ive heard that american mosh pits have tons of fights. Is it true?


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I was talking about gigs I've been to (mainly embarassing ones) with my friends recently and I realised, the more soft-core gigs were home to the most fights I've been in. My record so far is hitting someone watching Hanson because I was drunk and found Mmmbop offensive. I starting a mosh pit at a Craig David gig because I found the gig rather tedious. I was removed from the premisis. Finally, I was watching a folk band about 2 years ago and they were playing a rather jumpy song so naturally most of the crowd were bouncing a bit and I bit into this bald fella's head by accident. He was bleeding pretty badly but he never noticed...

What about the rest of you

I apologise if this has been done before...


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#15
OmgZ ur nothing on me.

One times at a McFly g1g I punched a 7 foot tall man in the nuts, and he didnt notice its, then I jumped on stage and beat mcfly up with t0ms flying V.

true, honest, cos im 'ard like that.
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Ive heard that american mosh pits have tons of fights. Is it true?


Nah, its really standard moshing.

Although, if there is a "true" punk band playing, if you value your eyes and testicles, keep out!
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Nah, its really standard moshing.

Although, if there is a "true" punk band playing, if you value your eyes and testicles, keep out!

If there's "true" punks moshing, they'll help you up/out if you get hurt.
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#19
sooo, it seems like you dont like the shows you are going to. why are you even going if you dont like them? there is no reason to be an ass and possibly ruin a show that someone is enjoying, just because you dont like it. people like you should be banned from going to shows.
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Quote by daniel.mycoe
I was talking about gigs I've been to (mainly embarassing ones) with my friends recently and I realised, the more soft-core gigs were home to the most fights I've been in. My record so far is hitting someone watching Hanson because I was drunk and found Mmmbop offensive. I starting a mosh pit at a Craig David gig because I found the gig rather tedious. I was removed from the premisis. Finally, I was watching a folk band about 2 years ago and they were playing a rather jumpy song so naturally most of the crowd were bouncing a bit and I bit into this bald fella's head by accident. He was bleeding pretty badly but he never noticed...

What about the rest of you

I apologise if this has been done before...


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#21
One time at liek bandkampz i punched a little grl scout in teh faces repeatedly bcuz she liked backstreet boyz and Hanson and I can do that bcuz I' playz the geetar and stuff. I'm cool liek that
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lmfao man thats so sick and depraved and yet funny all at once

my hats off to you IbanezSA160, you have embodied the Pit into one little poem