#1
so I went to sleep at like 12:30 last night bacausew I had to get up early. So I get up at 7 today and meet some of my friends at the local coffee place. I get a cappucino. So then the person we were supposed to meet, blah blah. So my girlfriend comes over at 10:30 and hehehe yeah. She has to leave at 2:30 because of swimming. so I fall back to sleep an wake up now nad MY HEAD HURTS SO MUCH. I don't know what it is. I had some weird dreams too, I was in an eight bit video game and I was a teddy bear and there were like zombies I had to fight, and I ws controlling it as if I was there, not with a controller. So first I wanted to see how people would react, second I want to know why my eyes feel like they're about to explode.

edit: I wasn't stoned.
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#3
I think you're screwed
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#6
Was there really any reason for the whole back story?
Just tell us you went to sleep and now have what we call round these parts a 'headache'.

Take some painkillers and quit whining

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#8
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so I went to sleep at like 12:30 last night bacausew I had to get up early. So I get up at 7 today and meet some of my friends at the local coffee place. I get a cappucino. So then the person we were supposed to meet, blah blah. So my girlfriend comes over at 10:30 and hehehe yeah. She has to leave at 2:30 because of swimming. so I fall back to sleep an wake up now nad MY HEAD HURTS SO MUCH. I don't know what it is. I had some weird dreams too, I was in an eight bit video game and I was a teddy bear and there were like zombies I had to fight, and I ws controlling it as if I was there, not with a controller. So first I wanted to see how people would react, second I want to know why my eyes feel like they're about to explode.

edit: I wasn't stoned.


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#9
Jeez it's probably just a migrane get a hold of yourself man
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#10
the back story wasn't entirely necesary, no I wasn't trying to be funny.
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#11
Your brain is swelling up from the cappacino. You'll notice when it explodes as your IQ will go up several points.

It's a headache dude, I get them when I go to sleep in the afternoon and wake up in the evening too. I dunno why though.
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#12
...if he didnt say all tht stuff at the beganning u would have asked wht he did earlier in the day, so fuk all u haters. lol but idk chill.
#13
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...if he didnt say all tht stuff at the beganning u would have asked wht he did earlier in the day, so fuk all u haters. lol but idk chill.


That's true.

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#15
it could be a brain cancer. you know, the particularly fast kind that is caused by coffee and sleeping in the afternoon

the only cure is a full lobotomy. sorry
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#16
he sounds like he has a serious case of man flu may god be with you
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#17
So, I went to, like, the mall, like, with my girlfriends, and like OHMYGOD *insert fake man's name here* was there! So, I, like, talk to him, and he was like, SO COOL!

That's what your story sounded like to me.
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#18
When I sleep a whole hell of a lot, or I don't sleep enough, my eyes usually really hurt. Like right above my eyelids. It sucks. The same thing might happen to you.
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#20
^ lol

Get it amputated! No more pain


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#22
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Fucking retard.

*reported*

Congrats, what you just said is against the rules.
*reported for flaming*

And why did you report the thread?
#24
Take some painkillers.
And if that doesn't work, you could jump of the window. But I don't recommend that.
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#25
Have an aspirin.

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#26
Looks like she quite literally ****ed your brains out.
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take a thumb tack and slowly insert it into the center of your eye. not too quickly, just enough to relieve the pressure behind your eye.
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