#1
hey guys, can anyone give me any tips on how to smoothly lead into/ hint sex with my girlfriend. Im sure she would appreciate it if I was a little more romantic about it. Thanks in advance.
#3
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#4
You could mention to her how long you've been seeing each other and how serious you've got.
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#8
Yell "I'm gonna **** yo' pusssssssssyyyyy!!!!!!" really loud. Then stick it in her pooper.
#10
Seduction is like magic, both involve lots of distraction.
so basically, point at something behind her and yell " WHAT THE F**K," she'll turn around and the rest is up to you my friend.
#11
RUB ICY HOT ON IT!!!1!!!!one!!!! LOLZ

or...

DO A BARREL ROLL!!!!eleven!!!!11!! LMFAO ROFL!!!!11!!
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#12
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+1 works most of the time ^^
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#13
a bit of Marvin Gaye and soft lighting usually says it all.
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#15
just cop a feel until she gives in and sexes you up. or tie her up while she's asleep and gag her.

works for me
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#17
but seriously. actions are much better than words, especially with women. just start making out with her and rub from her back to her outer thigh. but do this...then stop. but every time u start again move to her inner thigh and closer and closer to the "sweet spot". i think u know what to do once u get there, but keep up the start and stop. kinda like once step forward and two steps back. and it would acually be better not to make sexitime. just tease her with a lil foreplay then go a bit further next time you see each other.
#18
Prepare your sexiest voice, and as you two are watching TV or something one night, learn over and whisper in her ear, "Hey baby, I was surfin' on UG last night, tryin' ta find th' bessway to turn youuu ooowwwnnnnnn.... They tol' me to stick it in yo poopah, you'd like that wouldn'tcha? I knew you would. I'll be waiting in the other room with my edible cod piece on..."

And for added effect, lick her ear. Like soak it in your mouth.
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#20
usually a good combination of wine/pills will do.

shovel too, if it's not working.