#1
right simply put i've had unprotedted sex reacently and think i should go for a test. what I want to know is how the do these things, i know i'm gona have something shoved down my piss hole but will be just a swab or the dreaded backwards umbrella that they use to cure gonnorea?

EDIT: yes i already know that according to the UG community I have AID's
#2


Man, backwards umbrella?

I'd probably just live with the STI...
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#3
You should only have unprotected sex is you kknow both of you have nothin <.<

YOU PHOOL

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#4
u just scared me out of ever getting an STD test.

thanks

backwards umbrella *shudders*
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#6
If they shove whatever it is they shove up your urethra and it doesn't go far, then you've got yourself a problem
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#7
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Rblotnicky's advice:
Q: Should i always use a condom?
A: USE CONDOMS... even if shes on birth control, never **** without a condom on. unless your tryin to have a kid, then by all means, go commando on it. but if your not. then wear one. cant stress this enough. the best form of contraception (aside from abstinence that is...) is a condom+birth control+ pulling out before you shoot. but even still. there is a slight chance you might get her knocked up. so if your gonna take the risk, be as safe as you possibly can be. or you might just become a daddy...


That's from the sex thread. You have failed.

Anyway, they just do blood tests I think. But for people like you, they stick needles in your balls.
#9
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#10
Quote by archangels666
It's AIDS, not AID's.

The S is part of the fucking acronym. It's not plural, and it's definitely NOT possesive.

[/Grammar nazi rant]


i'm dyslexic I'm allowed.

i'm just glad i'm not a girl' aparently their version of the test is far more painfull
#11
Backwards umbrella sounds nightmarish. Though I had a catheter down my piss hole recently and it wasn't as uncomfortable as you'd imagine.

Hope you get the all-clear sillybuuger.
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#12
A pap smear is more painful than having a swab shoved in your pee-hole?
#13
just rub icy hot on it before you get tested


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#14
Quote by sillybuuger12
i'm dyslexic I'm allowed.

i'm just glad i'm not a girl' aparently their version of the test is far more painfull


dare i ask what thier version of the test is for fear of puking?
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#15
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A pap smear is more painful than having a swab shoved in your pee-hole?

PAP Smears only test for Human papillomavirus, commonly known as HPV, which is the cause of Genital Warts which can lead to Cervical Cancer...
#16
Quote by viginti_tres
just rub icy hot on it before you get tested


wont feel a thing....


kill yourself.


anyway, I think it's just a swab... like those nice ear-cleaning things.
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#17
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dare i ask what thier version of the test is for fear of puking?


they get a speclum, vaginal swab AND their urinal tract checked

EDIT: if your wondering what a speculum is it's this thing

you would not belive the amount of really twisted porn i had to go through to find a surgical instrument!
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#18
man all they took from me was a urine sample, a blood sample and checked my balls for tumerous lumps

people need to relax
#19
cool thanks mate I'll probably pop down the doctor's tomorrow after i pickup my new glasses then
#20
ya i had a spot(white head type one) near my pubes few weeks back..weeks after i ****** without a rubber...but its gone....got abit scared..but guess it was nothing
#21
I used to get those before i was even sexually active. it's just puberty playing with oyu head that's all.
#22
Quote by archangels666
It's AIDS, not AID's.

The S is part of the fucking acronym. It's not plural, and it's definitely NOT possesive.

[/Grammar nazi rant]

+1
#24
you take a blood test.... ull be fine.
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#25
*shuddesr again*
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