#1
Who think Joe Satriani looks like Voldemort?

I just saw Order of the Phoenix and then I saw the cover of the new guitar world.



Yeah Dimebag is not the "Greatest Guitarist" of all time... Hendrix maybe... I must go get food to eat with my mouth

$250 for an amp? wow. is it worth it to invest that much in the amp?

Last edited by RPotts at Aug 16, 2007,
#2
Everyone and their Dog knew that,

He only wears sun glassses to hide his true Identity.
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#4
I got that same magazine,
and one of my non guitar playing freinds asked me
why voldemort was on the cover of Guitar World

hahahaha

He needs to stick to the beanie and sunglasses look.
#5
Satch > Voldemort

Common knowledge.
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#7
the movie isn't out yet, idiot. the book just came out.. try 2 books ago or something? one?
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#8
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Satch > Voldemort

Common knowledge.


I don't know, I heard voldemort can shred up around 24 nps.
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#12
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Satch is Voldemort

Common knowledge.

Fixed.
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#13
Its the bald head, I'm pretty sure. The military shaves everyones heads to remove any personality from their war sheep.
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#14
Duh, thats why he always wears that beanie and those sunglasses.

And to you bigot cretin ignoramus,
mind your own goddamn, fucking business.

#16
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I got that same magazine,
and one of my non guitar playing freinds asked me
why voldemort was on the cover of Guitar World

hahahaha

He needs to stick to the beanie and sunglasses look.


My friend said the exact same thing.
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#17


I'm so glad you pointed that out, it made my night.
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#18
Satch can actually kill Harry Potter.

Which is a subject that Voldemort completely fails at.
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#19
My mom actually asked if Satch was voldemort when I got the new issue. Made my drummer laugh really hard.
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#20
So theoretically speaking, Joe Satriani is Voldemort, meaning Snape would be Steve Vai.

So Steve Vai killed Dumbledore.
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#21
Pete burns look like he whom must not be named
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#22
Well I don't care who he is, I love all of his songs! Some of my favorites are:

Surfing With The Death Eaters
Flying on a Blue Broomstick
Always With Me, Always With You (A song about lightning-bolt shaped scars)
Avada Kedavra Boogie
The Mystical Horcrux Groove Thing

And yes, I think Steve Vai could definitely pull off the Voldemort thing.
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#23
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Well I don't care who he is, I love all of his songs! Some of my favorites are:

Surfing With The Death Eaters
Flying on a Blue Broomstick
Always With Me, Always With You (A song about lightning-bolt shaped scars)
Avada Kedavra Boogie
The Mystical Horcrux Groove Thing

And yes, I think Steve Vai could definitely pull off the Voldemort thing.



Vai is too skinny.
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#24
does anyone else think that satriani looks like a dumbass...i'm a satch fan and all but i mean his whole image just looks stupid
#25
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does anyone else think that satriani looks like a dumbass...i'm a satch fan and all but i mean his whole image just looks stupid