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Today after getting my AS-results (C,C,B,B) I was round a freinds house drinking/eating pizza etc in celebration. He was on the wii with another friend so I flicked through his copy of the Sun (ergh).

Aside from the complaining about immigrants and Big Brother gossip a small Column caught my eye. :



Ring any bells? No?

https://www.ultimate-guitar.com/forum/showthread.php?t=622185&highlight=harpoon+tent

^ It has to be the same guy, how often does this happen!
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#5
Holy crap, yeah I can't see how it can't be him. He must have felt so bad, it seems odd it's in the news though.
Looking to buy a Fender Jagstang, u sellin?
#10
Here's my Youtube channel.
I play guitar and video games on it.
You're more than welcome to check it out.

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#13
"We barely remember who or what came before this precious moment"

Tool, anyone?
Alter Bridge, maybe?
A bit of John Mayer?
Some beethoven sounds delightful, as well.
#14
I wonder if it is.
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#16
It cut off a bit;

"one of the lads was just messing about. It was just an unfortunate accident. He didn't do it on purpose."
#17
What an unfortunate way for one of us to get in the news.
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#20
the guy who did that was nasty to me once on here.

i say karma....
Get off this damn forum and play your damn guitar.
#22
Wow not the best way to get UG's name out there but like KISS says "There's no such thing as bad press"
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MIA Fender Stratocaster
MIA Fender Telecaster
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Fender Hot Rod Deville
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various pedals
#23
Tomorrow's Sun headline:

Boy, 15, Arrested For Pole-Spearing Attack
Internet Nerd and Vicious Attacker Brought To Justice
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I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
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myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#27
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Well, it is the Sun...


+1.

At least they didn't have a half page dedicated to a picture of her minus a top.
#30
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Next there'll be some news report on BBC about UG and the Pit, like Fox had about anonymous.


THE INTERNETZ STUPID MACHINE!
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#32
Awesome...not for her...but awesome.
The only things we hate are those things we try to hide from others.

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#33
uh... So...

Why does her face look completely unharmed?

Unless that's a ring of stitches...

Damn newsprint, I can't make out anything.
#35
I don't think it is the same one. The other guy threw the pole at an after prom party and this girl was on a council organised camping trip.
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yo tambien
What the hell's a tambien?
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its like basic math. 1 + -1 = 1
#37
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uh... So...

Why does her face look completely unharmed?

Unless that's a ring of stitches...

Damn newsprint, I can't make out anything.

It is a ring of stitches.

Quote by Douche ©
I may not be cool off the internet, but on the internet I am pretty cool.

Aww

The Pit Cliff Notes:
Quote by SOADfreak6
myabe we all suck thats why were sitting at a computer desk talking **** thro the enternet lol


If not all of us, at least him.

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#38
i can just imagine. "yea, the spear came out of nowhere. and right after it happened, i saw him high tail it into some bushes. no one knows where he's at, we all assume he's still there hiding"
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