#1
Hey hey.

Today I realised that it's been a full year since I had a girlfriend.

Dunno why I'm posting it on the internet. I suppose I just want some friendly support!!

Anyone else been single for that long?


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#2
Yep.

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#4
yep, same over here! it's been a year for me too
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#5
I haven't had a girlfriend in like 3 years, I think I have the bleeding heart here.
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#7
yea but bein single just rox.. you aint missin out on nethin really but pussy. its 2 bad the pussy comes with a chick
#9
I haven't had a girlfriend in 6 years.
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#10
17 and never had one. i know it's coming, so i don't worry about it.
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#12
2 years, and I found a girl that I really like (who likes me back), but because of circumstances can't really go out with
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#14
i've had a girlfriend for two months, however, before then, i went for 17 years... and i'm 18 now... didn't bother me one bit...
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#16
Me for more than a year, probably wouldn't be if I hadn't moved. As previously stated, friends with benefits > girlfriends. I don't have any of those either though...
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#18
I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. Right now I'm "friends with strong feelings and benefits" with a girl I know. We can't go out because her dad is... never mind.
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#19
I've been single since February..


And I really really like being single.

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friends with benefits > girlfriends.


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friends with benefits > girlfriends.



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#23
i am 17 and have only had 3 girlfriends i usually like the single life but right now I think not
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#24
Once I was without a girlfriend for 15 years.
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#25
I haven't had a girlfriend for 13 years..

Tonight I kill your fucking face.
I killed your face.


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She's on vacation in Canada....
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I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. Right now I'm "friends with strong feelings and benefits" with a girl I know. We can't go out because her dad is... never mind.

a shmuck?
my last gf was from a VERY christian family. they wouldn't let her go out with me after my band played an avenged sevenfold song at a concert.


that was 17 months ago...
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#29
Haven't had a serious relationship for all of my life, I'm soon 16. Only had like that obligatory girlfriend when you're 9.
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#30
But the reason I'm upset about it is that I had a gig today and my last girlfriend dumped me 2 minutes before I sang for the very first time ever on stage and my gig today was at the same venue with the same charity (click link at bottom!).

Anyway, basically, I help kids aged 11-18 learn about music, form bands and play gigs. Keeps 'em off the streets!

One kid is in year 7 (or 7th grade for the yanks) so hes about 11/12 maybe 13 soon. Anyway, he knows me and here's the conversation we had.

Key:
Me
Him

"Ollie, are you a man?"
"...yes"
"So, have you got a girlfriend?"
"...no"
"Ollie...you need a girlfriend man!"

Now, I can't get mad and pimp slap him, so I laughed it off.

But it reminded me that my lack of (ahem...) poontang is starting to get me down. Especially as a lot of my friends have long term girlfriends!

/gay emo rant


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#32
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#33
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a shmuck?
my last gf was from a VERY christian family. they wouldn't let her go out with me after my band played an avenged sevenfold song at a concert.


that was 17 months ago...
dude like half of their lyrics are taken almost directly from the bible...you should of done your research and showed him that ****

thats assuming he wouldn't let you go out with her because he thought it "wasn't christian enough" if he just thought it was **** music then i see where the man is coming from
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#34
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2 years, and I found a girl that I really like (who likes me back), but because of circumstances can't really go out with

dude, same for me, only it's been a year and a half.. she's stuck with a douchebag loser, and can't go out with me..
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#35
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dude like half of their lyrics are taken almost directly from the bible...you should of done your research and showed him that ****

thats assuming he wouldn't let you go out with her because he thought it "wasn't christian enough" if he just thought it was **** music then i see where the man is coming from

yeah, i explained that, he said "if they use screamo lyrics, then they're demonic." he's just an idiot.
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#36
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Yeah...

friends with benefits > girlfriends.

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