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So uhh.. Well, I was out a shin-dig last night, and as it turns out there was a bottle of tequila there that no one really wanted. So, I drank it. But, because I'm a Mexican, I'm pretty sure it awoke the Aztec ancestors within my soul, because soon after a friend of mine was screaming about a wasp being so close to her. By this point, the tequila had set in, and so did the Aztec Warrior in me.. So, I sprung into action, and smacked the wasp just hard enough with a fly swatter to hold it in place while it was buzzing around. I then sat there with a knife and cut off it's stinger.. Actually, it took awhile to cut off the stinger, the wasp was a lot harder than I thought it would be.. Anyway, at that point, I held it by it's wings, because it was defenseless. I then proceeded to tell it that it's life wouldn't be wasted in vain, he was going to be sacrificed to the sun, after I ate him.

Then I ate him.

So my question is... If you eat a wasp that no longer has a stinger, and you MAY be allergic to them, how long will it take you to feel any side affects? Or has the time already passed, and am I all right? I ask, because my stomach feels very weird at the moment..
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Maybe you should just go to a hospital or something. Or you can go eat even more wasps until you feel some effects.
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#6
do a barrel roll

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#7


But seriously, rub some Icy Hot on it.

But really, Call a doctor just to make sure.
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#8
Wow.

That wasn't smart.
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Well, the thing is.. I get the feeling that this is something I would have done on a bet even if I wasn't filled with the Aztec Warrior Spirit.. But.. I dunno.. Sure, I guess. The women there weren't impressed, they thought it was gross. Which is odd, because some of them were puking their guts out, and I didn't comment.
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#10
You can digest alot of things without it harming you, I wouldn't think that much wasp venom could even hurt you. But that's besides the point, the fact that you drank an entire bottle of tequila, killed, and then ate a wasp is pretty hardcore.
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#11
If your alive enough to post this your fine.

Any one remember the thread were the guy took too much viagra and stopped posting after a while and every one got worried? (it was hoax btw)

moral of the story is, let your mum have access to your msn so people can ask her if your alright if your hospitalized :P


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In 1-3 hours you are gonna simultaneously **** out your bowels and throw up your lungs. GL.
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#13
pics or it didnt happen.

but yeah, i'd call a doctor.
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I don't think doing a Barrel Roll actually helps in any situation. Actually, I think the wasp must be a UG User, because I'm pretty sure he DID try to do a barrel roll.. But it didn't help him any. And I have the stinger to prove it. I kept it in my wallet as a souvenier.. Kind like the Yautja from the Predator movies does..
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#17
dude, that is the coolest thing i have heard today, you get a cookie.

but i think if you were allergic to them you would have had a reaction right away. and even if not, this was last night right? so whatever was going to happen has pretty much already happened. i'd say you're fine.
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Awesomeness. Seriously.
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More importantly..What did it taste like? Was it one of those "tastes just like chicken" things?


Honestly, I wouldn't know, when I drink I don't have much of a sense of taste, and besides that I downed it with a swig of tequila anyway. So.. Like Tequila.
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#23
am i the only one that feels bad for the wasp?


I feel bad for this guys parents...


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I feel bad for this guys parents...


I don't live with my parents. They're lucky to not have me at home anymore. Actually.. They were drug addicts when I was growing up, so I don't think they'd really care.
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You live a very strange life my friend


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#26
If you were allergic, you would have been down by the time you would have finished writing your post. Also, ever thought that your weird stomach feeling was probably caused by the tequila you drank? Tequila is like concentrated piss. Almost as bad as gin.
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If you were allergic, you would have been down by the time you would have finished writing your post. Also, ever thought that your weird stomach feeling was probably caused by the tequila you drank? Tequila is like concentrated piss. Almost as bad as gin.


Good call. Oddly enough, though, I didn't have much of a hangover. I'm kinda pissed off about that.. It's been awhile since I've had one, and I thought maybe if I told my boss I had one I could get out of going to work.

By the way, about my strange life, this is actually nothing compared to the time I woke up in the woods wearing nothing but a pair of underwear, a camo hat, and an orange vest. I asked my friend, who I was drinking with the night before why I woke up in the woods, and he told me I was hunting for women. And the really weird thing is, none of us know where i got the orange vest, or the camo hat..
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camo hat?


More to the point, what happened to your clothes?
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Are you going to die? Yes eventually. I do believe you will have the opportunity to eat many more insects before you go though.
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#32
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camo hat?


More to the point, what happened to your clothes?


I threw up on them earlier that night, when I was in the bathtub talking to my girlfriend on my dead-cell phone. Really, I was talking to no one, but I thought I was. So, after I threw up on my clothes, a friend of mine removed all my clothes aside from my underwear so I wouldn't get puke all over the carpets, because the night before I had urinated on them. See, I thought the computer chair in his living room was a toilet, according to another guy that was there, I even tried to lift the seat.
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i have three words for you............................. WHAT THE ****
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#35
You'll be fine.

Does remind me of some interesting drunk times though - I can recall once wearing a fez and strutting about declaring myself to be the king of Spain. Or the time I woke up without underwear on at all - only I'd gone to bed with underwear on. o.o
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Just sig bits and pieces. Like the last bit. That's the really important part. The rest is just build-up towards the resolution. Or I'll do you a favor..

I Ate A Wasp And Survived.. Thank you, Tequila. Immortality in a Bottle.
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Except, the thing is.. I'm not really a metal head at all. I listen to it MUCH less than I listen to a lot of other styles of music.. My profile would show you THAT. However.. I guess my metal roots just never left me.
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#39
You digested it maybe 5 hours after you ate it. If you're still fine, nothing's going to happen.

BTW, you ****ing rule. I agree, that is so metal.
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Lol ****ing awsome... You would be fun to drink with...
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